One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop came in for a haircut and, when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money; I'm doing community service this week." The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican came in for a haircut and, when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
2006-07-11 09:49:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
The Republican was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open, there was a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business, and "Becoming More Successful".
Then a Democrat came in for a haircut and, when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free hair cut.
2006-07-11 09:50:05 · update #1
I've bashed you in the past,but this was funny. Good one.
2006-07-11 09:54:49 · answer #1 · answered by midnightdealer 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Once again, a fable, a biased fable. Why not speak the truth?
This is real- I work at a couple of different shelters, I cook. All of the volunteers I work with are Christan Conservatives all of the PAID administrative people are Democrats ("Liberals"). The shelters get funding from local, state agencies but a lot of their funding comes from Churches and the private sector. Do you want to guess what kind of people in the private sector donate? That's right wealthy people (mostly Republican).
2006-07-11 10:07:14 · answer #2 · answered by mymadsky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because movements, like cutting funds requests, have consequences. contained in the 2011 continuing determination, Congress, on the insistence of the living house of Representatives, slashed the president’s request for embassy safe practices and structure and compelled yet another reduce in monetary 365 days 2012. Altogether Congress has eliminated $296 million from embassy safe practices and structure contained in the perfect 2 years with added cuts in different State branch safe practices money owed. by technique of Scott Lilly | September 18, 2012
2016-12-01 02:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke :) I might even pass it along to some of the ladies and gentlemen at the nursing home I volunteer at during the week. Some of them are Republican, but I don't hold it against them. But most of my fellow volunteers are liberals and Democrats.
2006-07-11 10:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by Carlito Sway 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww,... you had me up to the point where a republican bought books without pretty pictures of of Disney animals...
2006-07-11 13:36:06 · answer #5 · answered by navymom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah the truth is funny and painful.
2006-07-11 10:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by elperro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Socialism at its best!
2006-07-11 09:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by therandman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed, but you're still a moron.
2006-07-11 09:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋