Im feeling blue. Im lonely and flat out broke. How can I cheer myself up?

Answer 1

get a fella/lady (depends which team you bat for) get a job and get a life

Answer 2

Go to the mall in a rich neighborhood and walk in the door behind people. As the door swings open, hit the bottom of it with your knee and pretend that it hit you in the face. Make a big deal out of it like it really hurt. Do it as many times a you can. You will have a good time tricking people and sooner or later someone is gonna offer you money as a way to make up for their "clumsiness". That will take care of the flat broke. And who knows? You might even meet someone.

Answer 3

Go and walk the streets of any city late at night. See kids sleeping on newspapers. Go visit a hospice and see people smile even though they know they are about to die. Then look in a mirror and broke or not you have opportunity to go out and enjoy yourself. Had bad you feel there is always someone worse off. I hope you find happiness soon.

Answer 4

Discover no-money fun. It works. Use your imagination. Write something, turn your blues into something artistic. All good art comes out of degrees of loneliness or despair. Go for a walk somewhere green and quiet, sit, have a think, have a smoke, and count your blessings, no matter how general and obvious they might seem, and focus hard on them. Christ, I sound like a self-help guide.
If you think all that's a pile of cr*p, then borrow some cash and get f*cked, then wake up, dust off your hangover and get a new job.

Answer 5

I would cheer myself by not giving a monkeys about what anyone thinks and just amking a fool out of myself it does cheer ypu up ttrust i know loads of peeps who do it. What the matter is will be okay soon just say that to yourself try and write it down or something!! Cheer Up !! xx

Answer 6

this may look like i'm putting forward get off the pc yet i'm no longer you pick a chum that could come to you even as needed a minimum of one. As for the relationships i'm interior an similar challenge with you yet once you imagine about it they have already better heart soreness than happiness so even in spite of the indisputable fact that its not basic do not seek for a relationship seek for acquaintances on the point of the position you stay so that you'll bypass out and finally one in each and every of them will like you and by technique of then you definately ought to mushy with them so it may very last more. As for the nature ingredient perchance you only better than your self yet do not lose your self to that. parent what you pick and quite pick today and its no longer yet another damaged heart. locate out who you're and is that individual you pick to be. if you're not from now on the fellow you pick to be then it is the first ingredient you should artwork on. you should happy with your self before you need to be at liberty with somebody else.

Answer 7

Just go to the mall to window shop and when you get enough money, go back to the mall and buy it.

Or just call your friends and see if they will cheer you up.

Or you can just to what everyone else is telling you to do!

Answer 8

Go for a walk, run, jog, and enjoy what you do have...kids, a roof over your head, no one coming in to arrest/kill you..freedom of speech! Think of those with less than what you have and be grateful for what you do have....

Or watch Jerry Springer and thank God that you aren't one of those guests!!!!

Answer 9

You've obviously got broadband, or you wouldn't be wasting your time asking strangers how to have fun. Presumably you work in IT. Therefore pornography should become your new best friend.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Answer 10

a cheesy movie thats guareented to cheer me up