without movies, could you ever know these?

Question

1 during all police investigations it will be neccessary to visit a strip club at least once
2 when they are alone all foreigners pefer to speak english to english to each other
3 if being chased through town you can usually take cover in a passing st patricks day parade at any time of the year
4 all beds have special L shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a women but only to the waist level on the man lying besides her
5 the cheif of police will almost always suspend his star detective or give him 48 hours to finish the job
6 all grocery bags contain at least 1 french bread
7 the ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place no 1 will ever think of looking for you in there and you can always travel to any part of the building undetected
8 police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberatly assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite
9. the eiffel tower can be seen from any window in paris

Answer 1

10. Whenever one is being chased by a psychotic killer of anykind, the correct protocol is to a) run upstairs, never out the door and b) hide in a closet and make a lot of noise so they can hear you

11. If you are truly in love, your soulmate will most likely choose to express his or her feelings during your wedding to someone else. And the guests will be surprisingly supportive you both.

Answer 2

lol, you're particularly suitable. i will think of of greater issues that i've got become taught from staring at video clips. Like cops will continuously take place whilst they do no longer seem to be mandatory anymore. 2. the main significant protagonist, been a toddler, woman, previous guy, or maybe toddler, will continuously conquer the main important odds, or greatest ,meanest, maximum powerful adult men. 3. A single guy is able to taking over 5 or greater adult men at any time, any day, any the place.

Answer 3

Also
10.-In western movies a gun has a lot of bullets, and the horse rider never ever loose his hat.
11.-Everyone knows how to use a computer and always get the information they needed in the first search, even with pictures, personal information.

Answer 4

Not a question, but VERY funny!

You forgot my favorite - in any foot chase, the suspect or hero will always run up at least four flights of stairs to a roof from which there is no escape!

Answer 5

thats pretty good lol hahahahahahahaha half of those i didnt even know

Answer 6

haha
LOL