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That my thong had migrated way too far north!

2006-07-11 09:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by nimbleminx 5 · 5 5

Holy Sh*t why am I sitting on my sink????

Further details - 4am, I wake up perched on the edge of the sink in my bedroom. I'm a sleepwalker, and evidently I had clambered up there in terror during the most traumatic and bizarre nightmare... I won't go into details, but horror films have never scared me because my imagination is so much worse... anyway that was a weird start to my day!

2006-07-11 11:40:16 · answer #2 · answered by old_but_still_a_child 5 · 0 0

I never woke up this morning because I stayed awake all night on this computer. I am an insomniac. When I did go outside for a smoke I mentioned to my father "oh what a beautiful morning." I then told my dog, Yazoo, "you are good boy."

2006-07-11 09:04:38 · answer #3 · answered by sickcured? 3 · 0 0

Going home today. I was in Portland Oregon for three days. You meet the nicest people in Down Town Portland. I took the Amtrak back to Tacoma.

2006-07-11 09:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by BP 4 · 0 0

Coffee

2006-07-11 08:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by Texas_at_its_best 4 · 0 0

Okay,.... I had watched Stephen King's Cujo this weekend and I woke to a nightmare of the rabid st. Bernard biting my arm...it was just my cat Lucy trying to wake me.

Can't wait to see the other yahoo answers!!

2006-07-11 08:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Tabor 4 · 0 0

To grab a quick hug & kiss from Dana before the dogs jump on us to let them go outside to potty.

2006-07-11 08:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a guy I had a crush on then I was like oh im supposed to thak God for making me alive first instead of a guy who doesnt even know i exist in the world of the loveable

2006-07-11 08:48:49 · answer #8 · answered by tebuny 3 · 0 0

Honestly??? II really cant be arsed to get atrain to London Bridge and then the tube to Edware Road.... Can I get away with calling in sick? Nah ok get up then you lazy mare

2006-07-11 08:59:43 · answer #9 · answered by Charley G 3 · 0 0

Get up, make coffee for everyone, make the lunches, clean the kitchen and so on....
It distresses me how much of a creature of habit I have become!!!

2006-07-12 01:11:14 · answer #10 · answered by Evil Snow White 1 · 0 0

To read the news about yesterdays(Wed) Mumbai blasts!

2006-07-11 21:53:01 · answer #11 · answered by babloo 3 · 0 0

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