2006-07-11 08:06:58 · 36 answers · asked by alabama 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Ok, how about a joke. I copied and past this from one of my last e-mails...sorry for the all caps.
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP,
AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE
WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT
BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
SHE.ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT THE
BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO
REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED
TO A BLONDE, I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH,
I'M SORRY" AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID
TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON."
2006-07-11 08:09:28 · answer #1 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Haha. Me too! You can IM me on yahoo if you want! buttercup_boisvert . Also, I use a program called RealArchade: www.realarchade.com that allows you to download 60 minute game demos of all sorts which keep me entertained sometimes. You can also become a member and for $7.99/month you get 1 free full game to keep forever and $5.00 discounts on all the other games you purchase that month.
2006-07-11 08:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by buttercup_boisvert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean... at work you can just sit around and go online!?
Do something constructive then. Learn something new on the internet.
Or just read something.
The internet is a vast place with unlimited possabilities. You can find information on anything on the internet.
Go watch videos, dl games, read some news. Anything!
2006-07-11 08:09:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ME TOO! I've been sitting next to the computer eating pop corn and waiting for customers
2006-07-11 08:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by BeBopaLuma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for something to do that makes it easier for everyone to do their jobs, especially your job. Your boss will notice anything your trying to do to help your company operate better. Keep thinking of new ideas to make your job easier to do.
2006-07-11 08:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by bobweb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go play some games!
2006-07-11 08:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by mrsdebra1966 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get on to yahoo games for entertainment
2006-07-11 08:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im gonna be late for work myself and i gotta be there from 330-11 and i been on the computer all day
2006-07-11 08:09:35 · answer #8 · answered by maya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should start up chats and waste the rest of the day away
2006-07-11 08:08:23 · answer #9 · answered by Uncle Tim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I knew, I am as bored as you are. I've been answering questions on yahoo....
2006-07-11 08:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by Sunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bored people are boring people... I have a question, why should I entertain you if you can't entertain yourself?
2006-07-11 08:09:35 · answer #11 · answered by RJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋