2006-07-11 07:40:52 · 35 answers · asked by sporty chica 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
have you never heard a blonde joke in your life?!
2006-07-11 07:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by hilly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a trick question.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
2006-07-11 07:51:40 · answer #2 · answered by arenaimage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well when it comes to women and blondes, all can be smart and pretty, or dumb and ugly. Depends on each individual lady! I have met some that are very smart as far as book smarts. and no common sense. And as far as color, if not natural color for that person, depends on shade she picks for herself or has picked by stylist. So, If its for you? The question should be to you is, Do you think you are smart? And do you think you are pretty?? If your natural hair color is different, why dont you think its pretty on you? And go from there. Good luck sweety.
2006-07-11 07:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by mrsexybrows, hairstylist hobby) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all depends on the blond I know blonde's that are pretty smart and I've met some weren't all that smart.
2006-07-11 07:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by Sexy Chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are smart and quite a few of us are cute. I am just one of the smart ones. Blondes rock!! Good question!!
2006-07-11 07:45:53 · answer #5 · answered by roritr2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are all bald men skin-heads? My sister is smart & cute I know a few other blondes like that but many are just cute!
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2006-07-11 07:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are as smart and cute as the general population. Hollywood unfortunately, did so many movies with blondes portraying stupid women that it became a stereotype.
2006-07-11 07:43:15 · answer #7 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some are. Some aren't. Some are cute and not smart. Some are smart and not cute. I think I have extrapolated all of the possible permutations for your overly-generalized question.
2006-07-11 07:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on the blonde. I met a blonde that could run mental circles with the best of them.
I met another blonde that was as stupid as a sack of kittens.
2006-07-11 07:44:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the gal, some can be... however, having blonde hair has nothing to do with having a 'blonde' moment (and while i agree that the media and some individuals *cough* simpson *cough* have kinda re-emphisized the 'blondes are dumb, i'd still say it depends on the person... i should know, i have more than my share of 'blonde' moments)
2006-07-11 07:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by kiss my wookie! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if their IQ is above 120 and they are not fat or ugly. Then, yes, they would be smart and cute.
2006-07-11 07:45:59 · answer #11 · answered by rockupu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋