Guys, what's the worst pick-up line you have ever used?

Question

And did it work?

Answer 1

drop a packet of sugar when she walks by, then pick it up and say i think you dropped your name tag. i told that one to my gf but we had already been dating

or

someday there are going to be little (insert your name)and (insert their name) running around, do you mind if they are brother and sister?

Answer 2

Me: What percentage would you say of your body is your vagina?
Her: Well, I guess about 5 percent.
Me: What percentage of my body would you say my wiener is?
Her: About the same I guess.
Me: Well, that's pretty insignificant. If we went home and did the horizontal cha-cha, think how little it will matter! 10 percent between the both of us.
Her: That's true! Might as well go for it.

Answer 3

Embarrassed to say, ( truly folks )
i've never picked up on any woman in my life !!
sEE what being shy does !!
O, i've had lots of female friends;
so maybe i can learn what not to say !!
heheeeeeeeeeee

Answer 4

what winks and fuc like a tiger?
she says i don't know
I wink at here
yea it did work. it was an ice breaker so we talk for a while and she winked at me, AND IT WAS ON. lol

Answer 5

you must be irish cause my dick is a dublin

if your looking with a guy with a 10 inch dick i dont fold it in half for anyone

who's your favorite new kid? mine is donnie

Answer 6

I heard that milk does a body good, but DAMN! How much do you drink?

Answer 7

my brother is no good,it works like a charm

Answer 8

Let's play army i lay down and you blow the hell out of me. I didn't use this but it pretty stupid.