"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but we wish we didn't."
2006-07-11 07:29:28
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answer #1
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answered by ICUD 3
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I have 2 that I like:
1) Veni Vidi Vici
2) Confucius says that we should not trust short people. Head too close to backside!
2006-07-11 14:30:40
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answer #2
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answered by The Professional 4
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A real friend listens with the heart, and never stops believing in you, even if you give up on yourself.
(a permanent blast of mine)
2006-07-11 14:53:34
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answer #3
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answered by Patti 5
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Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?
2006-07-11 14:31:36
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answer #4
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answered by Lizzyyyy 3
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"C. K. Dexter Haven, you have suprising depth." from The Philadelphia Story
2006-07-11 14:27:22
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answer #5
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answered by amymame 3
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Good band, bad band, who gives a sh*t?! it's like pizza, baby, it's good all the time!
vince vaughn, wedding crashers
2006-07-13 13:00:23
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Some times you get the bear, and some times he gets you
2006-07-11 14:28:06
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answer #7
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answered by Loki 4
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I married my wife to be happy...
I divorced her for the same reason ! ! !
Women are like flowers...
In the day, they're open, beautiful, gracious and smell good...
At night...
It's a totally different story ! ! !
2006-07-11 14:35:57
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answer #8
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answered by Lionel 2
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"Be careful whose feet you step on today, they might be connected to the a** you kiss tomorrow" - Anonymous
I have this posted on my Y! 360 page as well.
2006-07-11 14:26:54
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answer #9
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answered by JennaJennaBoBenna 4
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Diversity does not build character. It reveals it.
2006-07-11 14:26:21
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answer #10
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answered by blondeqtpie13 6
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." I don't know who said it, but it's my favorite!
2006-07-11 16:43:01
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answer #11
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answered by lady_dragonfly_27 2
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