What's the strangest or funniest thing you've done while sleeping?

Question

Sleep walk? Sleep Talk? Hit someone?
Just interested - we were talking about this at work & it was really funny!

Answer 1

I sleep talk EVERY NIGHT. My husband thinks it is hilarious. I tell him all kinds of ****. One night, I told him to give the lady the papers...he asked what lady? and I replied, the one standing by the bed in the pretty blue dress. Ha, ha. I swear I am not crazy. ; )

Answer 2

sleep paralysis, get help from a health care specialist. Its an urgent aspect that demands to be checked. you are able to die or instruct to be paralyzed thinking of it-believe me. I understand some individuals that've died thinking of it and a a ways off relative is paralyzed.

Answer 3

I sleep walk sometimes when I am extremely tired. I have woken up standing at the front door, looking out the screen door.

Answer 4

When I was a kid I used to sleepwalk. According to my parents I walked into our family room whe we had company over and pissed on the floor in front of everyone. I musta dreamed I was in the bathroom. Strange huh?

Answer 5

I accused my husband of cheating on me (He would NEVER do that). Him and I never even fight. Anyway, the next morning he asked me if we needed to talk about anything and I couldn't remember one thing!! He said I sat up in bed and hovered over him and yelled at him, "Are you cheating on me?"
It was so funny!

Answer 6

My sister said I used to whistle in my sleep.

Answer 7

Woke myself up singing..
Only in the dream, I was singing,
but in reality, I was moaning LOUDLY
and that woke me up.. hahahaa
(Good grief, why couldnt at least have been
moaning ON KEY?!?!!) hahahaahaaa
-R-

Answer 8

farted and woken myself up half scared that i heard someone else in the room ....
or snored and awakened myself up scared someone else is in the room. then i laugh

Answer 9

Masturbate