2006-07-11 04:30:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
hi
2006-07-11 04:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by Vishrut Patel 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There was a terrible accident at a lumber yard when a worker lost an ear to a saw. Another worker was looking for the ear amongst the sawdust so it could be reattached, he found it and th
e guy said " that's not my ear, mine had a pencil behind it".
Here's one more: Why did Jeffrey Dahlmer keep a blender by his front door? ( for handshakes) hahaha.
2006-07-11 04:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by jenny in ohio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do u do when a blonde throughs a pin at you?
A: RUN like hell... she got a hand_granade in her mouth.
When u feel lonely, CHEER UP! Just go 2the mirror and say, "****! I'm really cute!" You'll overcome ur sadness but don't make it a habbit caz liars go 2HELL!!
There's TONS more where that came From.
2006-07-11 04:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by pure-freak-734 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a man who did not believe in god , one day he fell into an accident but he did not die his car ran down a deep ditch , so he was hanging on a small branch of a tree which would soon break and he will die, so he called and called for help no one can hear him
he started calling god god answered. the man said god anything you say i will di but please don't let me die ,oh god i love you god sais if you love me drop the branch you holding on to. the man said i will die if i do , god said again if you love me do as i say . the man reply IS THERE ANY ONE ELSE UP THERE I CAN TALK TO?
2006-07-11 04:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by blessed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From "The Young Ones" - Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
2006-07-11 04:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by pynkbyrd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do!!
2006-07-11 09:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mom is my b**ch.
2006-07-11 04:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by [Tsuniper-X] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋