Please, no potty humour, though, nor any racist or outright pornographic jokes. I do realise this limits the field, but there must be plenty of bad jokes that don't rely on sheer shock for effect. Punnish jokes are (just barely) acceptable, as are otherwise bawdy jokes. :)
2006-07-11 04:00:19 · 6 answers · asked by reluctant 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
It shouldn't have to be said, but apparently it *is* necessary to add, please don't post dead baby jokes either. :(
2006-07-11 05:03:35 · update #1
Ok Da worst joke i have ever heard :-? Hmmmmm.......
Why da Koala fall out of da tree?....Coz it was dead :|
Why da 2nd Koala fall out of da tree?....He thought it was a race to da bottom :|
Why da 3rd Koala fall out of da tree?.....It was playin follow da leader :|
Why da 4th Koala fall out of da tree?....Peer Pressure :|
2006-07-11 19:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Rage 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a very difficult chick walks right into a biker bar and demands to be an element of the biker gang. the right biker dude asks her...are you able to wrestle? Chick: I whip you and your friends over the following. Dude: are you able to drink? Chick: i am going to drink you and your individuals lower than the table. Dude: Do you smoke? Chick: in simple terms 2 packs an afternoon, some cigars, and a joint formerly mattress. Dude: have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? Chick: No, yet i have been twirled round by the nipples some situations.
2016-10-14 08:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken
2006-07-11 04:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by LEMME ANSWER THAT! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
someone once said this joke:
there was once a person who looked like a sweet potatoe walking along.... then suddenly he fell......
yes dats the joke.. until now (probably like 1year now) i stil never understood what the hell was so funny.. that somone said it was funny because someone could actualy look like a sweet potatoe..and that was funny..
???
2006-07-11 04:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by acnemycin 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
two peanuts were walking down the street and...
one was a salted.
2006-07-11 05:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
once an 80 years old man went to a doctor and said, doctor I have problem when I want to do sex.
Doctor said, please show your sexual organs!
the 80 years old man has showed his
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tongue
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left hand finger
2006-07-11 04:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by faisal: cma,apa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋