My job sucks I am so bored but I need to hang on until irts over next month. I spend my days applying for jobs and reading blogs. Please give me good pranks to entertain myself at her expense. Please HELP!!
2006-07-11 02:28:33 · 8 answers · asked by ES 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
I have a GREAT one. Take a screen shot of her desktop with no windows open .(CTRL+Print screen then open paint and hit CTRL+V and save it.)
Then hide all of her desktop icons and her start menu. Set the screenshot as her desktop background. She will be clicking all over the place and will not be able to figure out why. GREAT PRANK. She might even call IT over there which is better because they will recognize the prank right away and laugh their asses off with you, much to her embarrassment.
2006-07-11 02:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Know the button that lifts up when you pick up the phone? Tape it down, so when she answers her phone, it keeps ringing.
Switch around a few of the letters on her keyboard.
Hook all of her paper clips together so that when they pull one out, they all come out together.
On a daily basis, after work, go in and empty her stapler so that it has 2 or 3 staples in it. She will be pissed that she has to refill the stapler every day or so.
Make short strips of transparent tape and put them on the roll. This takes some time but worth it as she tries to pull off a new piece, it keeps breaking after about an inch of tape is pulled.
Sloppily write the following on a scrap piece of paper: "Sorry about the dent. You were parked awkwardly and I had some problems, but my insurance will cover it. Besides, its only a small dent, right? Once again, sorry." Take it to the parking lot at work and put it on her car. Then find a place to observe the inspection and subsequent head-scratching that follows.
Have fun!!!!!!
2006-07-11 03:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by Mary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you work in a cubicle environment? Or does she at least have a desk? Take a sheet of plastic (the kind you can get at Lowe's for painting - really cheap) and tape it across the open part of her desk. You know, where you put your legs. Make sure there's a gap at the top. Then get a bunch of packing peanuts and fill that gap with them. And I mean fill. She'll have to take off the plastic to get the peanuts out, which means that they will spill all over her area. Preferably do this when she's not there, of course. ;)
And, courtesy of The Office - get some jello. Take something from her desk, like a stapler or something that she uses a lot. Make some jello. Put stapler in Jello. Allow Jello to congeal, then place stapler (in Jello) back on her desk.
2006-07-11 02:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one: if your officemate uses an "optical mouse", you can apply a small Post-It note to the bottom of the mouse, blocking its movement sensor. It should keep her busy for a few minutes, figuring out why the cursor won't move.
2006-07-11 02:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by mrearly2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she farts? in the office? if on purpose, then she must be messed with. I'd put some corks on her desk or some of those stick up air fresheners. beano tablets.
Or every time she looks over your shoulder stop what you are doing, turn to her, look straight in the eye and make a gentle fart sound with your tongue, then go back to work.
2006-07-11 02:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squat on her desk and curl one out- that'll teach her!
2006-07-11 02:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Doctor Death 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant ou just move away from her to another desk or something!!!!
2006-07-11 02:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi buddy
i have same problem too
2006-07-11 02:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by xzhou11377 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋