Not wishing to be partisan, I asked the same question about Republicans yesterday.
2006-07-11 00:38:29 · 16 answers · asked by Alexander Khan 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
One less than the number of Republicans
2006-07-11 00:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by P. M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Zero, none of them know how. Of course that is the same answer for the Republicans. It takes an Independent to even know the light bulb needs replacing cause it is not a political decision.
2006-07-11 07:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by redhotboxsoxfan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many but will take a long long time.. There would be the following elections:
1. Who buys the screws
2. Who takes the screws
3. Who gets the screw drivers
4. Who puts the 1st screw in
5. Wo puts the second screw in......... and so on.
2006-07-11 07:48:55 · answer #3 · answered by goodwin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only two...the BIG question is, "How did they get in the lightbulb?"
2006-07-11 07:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by -RKO- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. They are millionaires and underpay some illegal to do it for them, taking food off the table of a union electrician, whose union gives big donations to the Dems. So, I guess the Dems screw both the union electrician and the illegal, but not the light bulb.
2006-07-11 08:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And both questions are far from serious debate of issues. GROW UP and actually have a serious discussion in reasonable logical terms or don't waste people's time. Sorry I'm jumping on you so bad, but there's a lot of crap that flows around up here that just makes us all dumber.
2006-07-11 07:42:15 · answer #6 · answered by djack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
easy...
1 to blame Bush for letting the light go out.
1 to start a feasibility study
1 to propose a bill and ask for funding
5 to attempt to get it out of committee
218 to get a majority in the house to send it to the senate
5 to get it out of the senate committee
51 to pass the senate and be sent back to house for approval
218 for final approval and be sent to the president
1 the president has to agree that the light bulb is actually out, or it gets a veto and starts all over again.... so it would be at least 501
2006-07-11 08:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by jackbauers24cellbattery 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duhh, I'm guessing 43,067,989? One to screw it in and the other
43,067,988 to screw each other?
(If I don't get Best Answer for this, I'm going Republican just for spite.....)
2006-07-11 07:40:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably quite a few, but at least they don't have to hire Haliburton and the Carlyle Group on exorbitant no bid contracts to do it for them!
2006-07-11 08:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by William E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let see--- One to change the bulb-- and all the rest to convince the neocons it's not a plot to steal all their other bulbs
2006-07-11 08:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by olderandwiser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋