I planned to dump her yesterday anyways!!! But then we ended up shagging because the looming break-up made me somehow really horny. Whilst she was on top I accidentally called her the name of the other bird I've been boning. She went absolutely berserk - Why?
Slip of my tongue.... She's now convinced I'm seeing somebody else. But that's not true !!!!! I'm just having meaning less sex with the other girl, which unfortunately is her brothers teenage daughter. Luckily she didn't make that connection, yet.... WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW????
2006-07-11 00:34:19 · 17 answers · asked by DodgyDave 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Give me your girlfriends number. I'll take care of the situation for you.
If she hasn't already made the connection between the name and her neice. I hope she turns you in herself. You should be jailed.
2006-07-11 01:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by PATTY H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, you're so screwed! heavily, it became the instantaneous! if i became your female i'd have finished worst. from her attitude she thinks you've been deliberating your ex as you've been doing the deed. your ex gave a lot exhilaration that her call pops out of your mouth in the present day of climax. extremely screwed. ok! plan a: enable her stew. she's notably mad so supply her some area. plan b: imagine of the most excellent way which will make her melt. goodies, domestic dogs, you begging on the floor crying (nah!) flora etc. be prepared to beg. ask for her forgiveness plan c: after all that has been reported and finished if she is in love with you she will be able to forgive you. in simple terms supply it some time. from someone you adore human beings continuously receive the most excellent discomfort yet also the most excellent happiness. favor you each and every of the success. (the settee favor no longer be everlasting) ^-^
2016-10-14 08:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just had your first taste of "rodeo sex".....
What should you do? A jerk like you has a conscience? Come one, Dude...you're doing what you wanted to do. No one else matters, right. You'll lose the other girl when she makes the connection, so you might as well start looking for someone else to "bone". What a man!
2006-07-11 01:01:42 · answer #3 · answered by Sassy OLD Broad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn!
From my experience it's always better to be boning girls with the same name, which helps avoid this kind of slip up.
Failing that if you've already got your dick wet with them, resort to using a generic name such as Girl, Babe, B*tch .. or Spunk Gobbler (depending on how dirty you and your girl are).
Good luck.
2006-07-11 00:50:29 · answer #4 · answered by Pimp Master G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r sick..... put yrself in her shoes or any other woman shoes... what if u r having sex with someone u really love and she calls out a name of another man .... how would u feel...
2006-07-11 01:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by sexy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
own up to it like someone with a spine and face the consequences.
2006-07-11 00:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by ciarellestormblade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU DONE F**KED UP,YOU KNOW THAT DONT YOU,DONT YOU.pimping aint easy but somebody got to do it.JUST THOUGHT THEY WOULD HAVE SOME DAM SENCE.
2006-07-11 00:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by bigpops129 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HER BROTHERS TEENAGE DAUGHTER? HOW OLD ARE YOU? YOU SICK PERVERT! Like my grandfather once told me about my ex-husband, YOU "NEED TO BE HUNG FROM A TREE BY YOUR BALLS"!
2006-07-11 00:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by candy0813 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you got what you deserved! she has every right to be mad at you. what girl wouldn't think that you were cheating on her if you said another girls name? she is smart to break up with you. you don't deserve her.
2006-07-11 00:49:52 · answer #9 · answered by laineyhaz0101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope you can run fast. LoL.
2006-07-11 00:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by Tracey LA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋