Can he be killed with a silver bullet?
Can he see his shadow?
Can he see his image in a mirror?
2006-07-10 22:09:16 · 11 answers · asked by a theist 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
No. Jesus was a vampire. We know this because he was hurt by a cross. Vampires can't deal with crosses. Then he went into his cave and recovered, and came back out. People only assumed he rose from the dead because they didn't know he was a vampire in the first place.
2006-07-11 12:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by Alan L 2 · 5⤊ 2⤋
do u know how ridilious u sound! a zombie is the walkin dead. jesus was resurrected and was very much alive. u sound like doubtin thomas . he had to put his finger in jesus hands to believe.he is gods son and u doubt his resurrection. shame on u.he was here for 49 days after his resurrection. then ascended to heaven
2006-07-11 05:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by brugolin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luke 24:36 As they were saying this, Jesus himself stood among them. 37 But they were startled and frightened, and supposed that they saw a spirit. 38 And he said to them, "Why are you troubled, and why do questionings rise in your hearts? 39 See my hands and my feet, that it is I myself; handle me, and see; for a spirit has not flesh and bones as you see that I have." 40 41 42 They gave him a piece of broiled fish, 43 and he took it and ate before them. 44 Then he said to them, "These are my words which I spoke to you, while I was still with you, that everything written about me in the law of Moses and the prophets and the psalms must be fulfilled." 45 Then he opened their minds to understand the scriptures, 46 and said to them, "Thus it is written, that the Christ should suffer and on the third day rise from the dead, 47 and that repentance and forgiveness of sins should be preached in his name to all nations, beginning from Jerusalem
note: does your zombie eats fish, was prophesied, calms your fears, preaches repentance...?
2006-07-11 05:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by itsme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Jesus's ressurection does not have to do with anything of that sort. His ressurection will be from Heaven above us not from the earth. According to the BIble, his body also ressurrected into Heaven so he can't be a zombie. I suspect he won't have a shadow for he will be a source of light. Dunno about the mirror part.
2006-07-11 05:14:18 · answer #4 · answered by Spectator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm probably one of the odd ones that think Christ has a sense of humor and must chuckle at this one. I would too, except for the pain and agony he endured in being crucified for three days, not to mention Gethsemane. I don't like mocking people's pain, even if I don't acknowledge their deity. The atheists will like this one, though, I think. Creative, I give you that...
2006-07-11 05:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by diasporas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you making fun of him? Obviously, you're too ignorant to understand the implication to humanity of Jesus Resurrection. May God forgive you.
2006-07-11 05:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by Frontal Lobe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Zombies can be killed by beheading or fire and jesus is impervious to all melee attacks.
2006-07-11 05:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by blinky doodles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha it is the funniest question i've ever seen ...
Read Bible or Kuran to find the right answer
2006-07-11 05:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by sad_f_10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will pray for you, may you find your savior.
2006-07-11 05:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by cialear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have mixed up everything.
2006-07-11 05:17:52 · answer #10 · answered by amiladm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋