Jessica Simpson definitely...she may be dumber than Forrest Gump, but Paris Hilton is a superficial b*tch and a sl*t. Normally the slutty part would be a plus, but she's too much of a sl*t.
I mean she answered her cell phone while getting f*cked like a doggie for crying out loud. What kind of a stupid tra*p does that?
Paris looked worse in bed than any woman I've ever seen. I'd rather f*ck my pillow than that used up wh*re.
2006-07-10 20:15:47
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answered by Idunno 3
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Jessica Simpson
2006-07-11 03:13:56
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answered by Rare Indigo 4
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Paris Hilton
2006-07-11 03:19:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Jessica Simpson. She seems much more down to earth and friendlier than Paris Hilton could ever be.
2006-07-11 03:14:43
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answered by hpisfun 3
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Jessica Simpson, so I could ride in the General Lee
2006-07-11 03:17:29
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answered by brat71825 5
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Jessica.. she's hot with larger breast and isn't quite as slutty as Paris.. If I only had the two to choose from I would choose Jessica Simpson.
2006-07-11 03:17:24
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answered by LokoLobo 6
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Jessica Simpson by a long shot.
2006-07-11 03:13:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Ok, If i was a guy, Id go for Jessica. Not as big of a rich snob, and still has more talent than Paris, doesn't mean she has talent though
2006-07-11 03:27:55
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answered by Me 4
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I know you asked guys...but, I'd have to go with Jessica on this one...they are both dumb as dirt, but Jessica's much prettier and has a nice curvy body!
2006-07-11 03:33:36
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answered by mitanbarr 3
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jessica looks good in dixies but paris will take it in the can i saw on the nite vision video! also i would not do a pre nup
2006-07-11 04:39:51
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answered by blinky doodles 4
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