Incendiary Questions?

Question

I just want to see how much response I get.

The one thing I hate about Yahoo Answers more than anything is the people who ask clearly incendiary questions, particularly girls, and then when they get a barrage of insults act all surprised like their question was so innocent and not at all laden with implications or insinuation or outright accusation.

I wan't to slap these people down to the ground.

Unfortunately no matter how many times I contact customer care they refuse to divulge their addresses to me, so I have to settle for calling them retards, or "total f*cking retards, etc. etc. etc.

Funniest response gets ten points.

PYROMANIAC?????

Do you know what a pyromaniac is or is that intended to be random?

Or is that the funny answer for ten points?

I never said I was mature, I don't think.

Please everybody else read Lily's answer and then check my question. Did I ever claim to be mature.

I thought I was talking about pimp slapping stupid girls, not about maturity.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!

I think Lily may even be right about the incendiary inference.

Hey Molly, I didn't say I had a problem with incendiary questions, but with incendiary wimps.

I am going to report you for abuse for using the uneblievable retarded expression, Geez Loueeeeze.

Lily, I think that getting into a little spat with someone who is talking about slapping people is about as immature as you can get. Maybe you should ignore me and get to the higher ground yourself before you explain the prospect of maturity to anyone.

I WIN, I WIN! Lily goes down in a heap!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

Cinnamoncandle is in the lead, and Karina is looking like a good darkhorse.

Can I give trdyblue points also, or am I limited to ten.

EERR, Uh, do I know how this works, hahaha!!!

I'll take Pickles input under consideration.

Answer 1

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, slapped these people and made them cry.

Pyromaniac.

Answer 2

Well according to google definitions, Incendiary means to start a fire or to speed up the spread of fire.

So if you are insinuating that these people are arsonists, then indeed I agree, these idiots that are asking questions that they know the answer to their question should definately stop setting things on fire.

Maybe we should set these people on fire, or maybe that will make us incendiary as well as murderers and arsonists and criminals and inmates and ex-cons and...jobless.

Cmon man, this is real comedy. Not those crappy one line jokes that aren't even associated with the question. This is a response and a funny comment all rolled into one.

PS thanking you muchly, I needed a good laugh at the idiotic responses to deliberately bad questions. I feel fulfilled now.

Answer 3

I'd get a mirror and spend more time trying to mature the person you see in there than taking such time and effort to get OTHER people, strangers no doubt, to alter themselves to please you.

You can't change anyone else. Rather than get all bent out of shape and violent, how about being mature, letting it slide off your back, and move on to questions you do find more honest and sincere.

People quit acting out when they realize that they don't get any attention for it. Ignore it and focus on the guy in the mirror.

PS - I think the pyromaniac remark was in reply to your "incendiary" comment.

PPS - I KNOW you never said you were mature, that's why I'm suggesting you try it... you know, as a novel idea.

Answer 4

I don't care about the 10 points at all but man that's funny and I agree.

I find that most sites etc are ran horribly with stupid rules I find yahoo answers is OK but then again I don't know what your side is and why you want the address. But I agree with you its stupid.

Answer 5

This IS an incendiary question!
What? Do you have a rope tied around your waist with the other end tied to THEM?

It looks like they fell off a cliff and took you with them.

Geez looeez.

Answer 6

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."

Answer 7

wow i didnt know pimp slapping someone and calling people retards was so mature.dont get on their level

Answer 8

Amen.

Answer 9

Amen and god bless America

Answer 10

...birdie birdie in the sky left a poopie in my eye, me no sad, me no cry, me just glad that them cows cant fly... :)