Born to be______? (the funnier the better)
2006-07-10 19:29:51 · 11 answers · asked by ghostguff 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
... alive. Died to be dead.
2006-07-10 19:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by amymame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was born to be one of those people that stands on the side of the road asking for money even though i'm not really poor and I have a job, I actually live in a mansion and own a villa in the south of france.. But being a panhandler is just my true calling i guess... I mean, so what if I found the cure for small pox.. or happen to have been the president of the united states at some point. Gosh darn it! Why can't people see that I'm just meant to be a Panhandler.. that I'm suppose to wear those funky clothes and ugly hats that they wear! Geez people... I was born to be a panhandler/street bum/ person that you hand your sandwich too at lunch because you see me sitting in my cardboard "house" and looking all unfed and dirty...
2006-07-11 02:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by kiddo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me who brings a spoon to the super bowl and im never on crack when you are and run from clowns in the high way cars going 200mph while your watching me eating pops arms and legs and crackin jokes on the rode while blondie tans in the toilet and momma was a rolling stone age 90 that wouldn't shut up and dance to the joy of the world while the kids sat down and ate goodwill
2006-07-11 02:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Born to be El Presidente del EEUU and an Asian who can speak spanish. (that's the President of the United States- for u non spanish speakers)
2006-07-11 02:34:29 · answer #4 · answered by tmbrian_008 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Born to be Tarzan and George.
2006-07-11 02:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to be a singer or fashion designer or deejay or reporter...i was to learn everything...actually i really need your 10 points..i have never been choose to have 10 points before..i guess i was born to be your answerer of your question..
2006-07-11 03:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by JackScenes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Born to be stupid.
Born to be your lover.
Born to be your daddy.
Born to be with two strikes against you.
Born to be smarter than you.
2006-07-11 02:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the winner of the 10 points for this question!!!!
2006-07-11 02:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by mommys_angels_r_litl_devls 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
â« Born to be wiiiiiild â«
No...actually I'm born to be a pathetic loser
2006-07-11 02:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To death
2006-07-11 03:04:55 · answer #10 · answered by D J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One crazy b*tch!!
2006-07-11 02:38:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋