Does anyone know of any dirty little tricks or praticle jokes I can use to humiliate him?
2006-07-10 19:05:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Don't stoop to his level. There is a book about dealing with difficult people at work that I have seen in the career section of bookstores.
2006-07-10 19:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by amazonactivist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried telling him that he is rude and obnoxious? Does everyone feel that way? If so, then he needs to be told by you with everyone there, not to humiliate him, but so he knows everyone feels that way about him. There are ways to do it that will allow him to save face, and if you want him to get LESS and not MORE obnoxious, then you have to allow him to save some face. If he feels that he is valued for his work and that you all WANT to like him, and that you are hoping to help him with relationship skills that will serve him throughout his life, you might be surprised. Let him know the purpose for the little sit down is not to hurt, but to help. Do it right before the weekend, on a Friday at 4:45. Allow him time to mull it over on the weekend so he can truly think about it and not have to face you all so soon. You might be surprised.
If that doesn't work, turn his pencil/paperclip drawer upside down, very carefully, so when he opens it up, everything falls out. Go to Green Thumb nursery and put some coyote urine on the seat of his chair. That stuff is foul and will stick to his pants.
2006-07-10 19:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore him. It'll annoy him the most. Retaliation can backfire, and get YOU in trouble while he smiles and goes on with his life. His karma will catch up with him, and he's undoubtedly a miserable person already. He humiliates himself every time he opens his mouth; don't let him take you down with him. There seems to be some special protection out there for real jerks.
2006-07-10 19:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dealing with this prick is an art for experts. The best I can say as a summary is to PRETEND he is GRACIOUS and fake being naive about this pig.
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2006-07-10 19:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he has a password to unlock his computer see if you find it out. The when he's not around go in and change it, then change his screen saver to "silly moron,passwords are for kids". If it works as good as it did for me it will be totally hillarious. But don't tell anyone, just relish watching him panic like an idiot.
2006-07-10 19:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a farting machine. Whenever he or she stands up press the button. When ever he or she sits down press the button. But, the trick is to press it when everyone is there
2006-07-10 19:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ignore him playing a practical joke might just escalate the situation.
2006-07-10 23:25:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you watch The Office?
put his stapler in jello
crazy glue his phone to the receiver.
Here's some other pranks:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/officepranks.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/officepranks.html
2006-07-10 19:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by machinator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know you want to humiliate him... but honestly, you need to sit down with him and talk about the situation. it's all just miscommunication. and it's better to get it solved quickly so that it doesn't affect you personally or your job performance.
2006-07-10 19:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by digital321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gang up with your other co-workers, and pretend that he doesn't exist. Pretend that he's invisible, and you guys can't see him. He'll feel like a ghost then.
2006-07-10 19:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by kosherjellyfish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋