Why are liberals so delusioned as to believe they are normal??

Question

You can tell a person is a whacked freak liberal just by looking at them. They've got this drugged, wild-eyed look. freak..Freak..FREAK

Answer 1

They have lost touch. The Liberal Agenda;

•attack American traditions, specifically Christian traditions and the traditional American family
•engage in "get-even" policies that support discrimination when it benefits historically disadvantaged groups
•punish and/or discourage achievement through taxation and fiscal policies
•use the rulings of the Judicial branch of the government as de facto law, irrevocable by anything short of Constitutional amendment or a future court ruling, thus bypassing the legislative process. Roe V. Wade is the most frequently cited example of "judicial activism". (48 million dead and counting)
•weaken the military strength and morale of the country by vilifying the practice of armed combat and hesitating to use force when it appears necessary
•use regulatory bodies over private enterprise to accomplish social goals and restrict competition (government, education, labor)
•establish secular and progressive social policy, including support for gay marriage, abortion, liberal drug policy, euthanasia and prostitution legalization.
•implement a foreign policy supporting the protection of human rights and multiculturalism through activism, social intervention and violence (social anarchism).
•create fear and distrust towards government in general, criticizing everything without offering solutions for anything.

Things That Make Liberals Feel Uncomfortable.

Men who open doors for women
Women who intend to get married and have children
Women who where dresses, especially pink ones
SUV’s
Mentioning race in any context
Ann Coulter
Country Music
Mentioning Religion in any context
People who use the word “sin” and not “f***”
Men who where cowboy hats and/or boots
Carl Rove
Tax cuts
Rush Limbaugh
Personal Accountability
The 2nd Amendment
Competition in Education
George W. Bush

Answer 2

it's not that we believe we're normal. We're not concerned with that. It's that we have a hard time trusting people that ran oil companies into the ground all the while believing that the dinosaurs that became oil didn't exist and the world was created between 5 and 8 thousand years ago, making it impossible for them to even communicate effectively with the many geologists they employ, to make competent ddecisions about geopolitcal policy based upon facts and evidence.
Just because the rich people who own the media and project an image of themselves as normalicy onto the rest of us, while using multinational corporations to truly homogenize the world for the sake of markets, cheap resources, and cheap labor are able to dangle the fantasy that you can be them by endorsing the exploitation of everything that isn't them doesn't mean that we should be called freaks for using runon sentences and having wild eyes.
PS. That "wild-eyed" look that those extreme left liberals you know have? That comes from a lack of sedation, you "normal" people are too bought off with xanax(or whatever flavor the antidepressant of the month is), cheap ****, and the ability to broadcast childish name calling and insults without even venturing to defend a single "conservative" arguement, policy or platform into cyberspace.

Answer 3

We are More then normal. We are open minded. I love country music. I love Carlos Mencia.I love talking about George Bush (he is great comic relief). I drive an SUV. I have 2 kids. I taught my son to open doors for people. I am a stay at home mom. I love religion. My kids know a lot about most of them out there. I love personal accountability when it is taken (Iraq, Katrina any one?). I love Being a Liberal!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

You are a sublime and perfect being. There is no way to expand or compliment your eternal truths. FREAK FREAK! I dare not test the sages and type the holy consternation once more, ...

Answer 5

I'll bet I don't "look" like a liberal. Considering over half the population is moderate, conservatives aren't normal either. Sucks to be us.

Answer 6

I was thinking more of a paranoid, murderer look like "they're out to get me!!!!". Which is why most of them rant on the Internet.

Answer 7

that's right baby and we are everywhere, mindlessly reproducing like a viral plague and invading a town near you

Answer 8

Don't forget the slack jaw.

Answer 9

Hey guess what? Shut up, no one cares.

Answer 10

best answer - masterchief!! LMAO