2006-07-10 13:57:06 · 14 answers · asked by georgedoubleuubush 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
" THEY " are whoever " YOU " think " THEY " are.
2006-07-10 18:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by judson d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“They are the eggmen.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Them
"Who?"
~ You on Them
Them are usually evil. The world is divided between us and them. Never trust them. Let them die. That's all you need to know about them.
The objective case of they. Folks a few ticks shy of 90 IQ use the two words interchangeably.
(archaic) Any alien race or individual from such.
Large ants that work humans in their sugar mines.
The vegetable shadow government who control the planet Earth by inserting their fnords into the receipts of all bank transactions and condom purchases.
The Back Table.
Has a recurring role in the hit ABC show LOST.
Not to be confused with Those, or Those featuring Van Morrison.
2006-07-10 21:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing...
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I'm asking you who's on first.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Who's wife?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: One base at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: OK.
Abbott: Alright. PAUSE
Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did I get on third base?
Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Abbott: No. Who's playing first.
Costello: What's on base?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third.
Costello: There I go, back on third again! PAUSE
Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
Abbott: Alright, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's playing third base?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Costello: What am I putting on third.
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: You don't want who on second?
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: I'm not...stay out of the infield!!! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's center field. PAUSE
Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The pitcher's name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
Costello: I'll break you're arm if you say who's on first!!! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE
Costello: Gotta a catcher?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The catcher's name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
2006-07-10 21:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by eeyorea1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FBI if u thief police if(?)mean IRS if u dreamer mean alliance
2006-07-10 21:07:17 · answer #4 · answered by hashem a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The paranoids who think "THEY" are being watched or "THEY" are out to get them.
2006-07-10 21:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by save_up_your_tears 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are people i dont really care about
oh, by the way, it is spelled "Who are they?" not>> "Who is they?"
2006-07-10 21:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by dumbass244 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they??? what do you mean with who is they??? they are they...you are you, he is he and they are they...did you want their exact names and identification numbers????
By the way if u are a man and handsome i can show you who is me and my circumstances
2006-07-10 21:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by whoknows 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know ... Who ARE they?
2006-07-10 21:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by please remove me from here 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They are everyone but me or us.
2006-07-10 21:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by valkyria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know, "those" people
they are all crazy though
2006-07-10 21:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
society in general.
"they say..."
2006-07-11 09:38:49 · answer #11 · answered by she who is awesome 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋