what is the best joke you have ever pulled on someone or that someone has pulled on you?

Answer 1

Well, it was for Halloween, so I dont think you'ld call it a joke but one Halloween my friend from work and I decided to mess with the older kids. I have a large ornamental well on my front lawn and my friend is Vietamese *spelled wrong-sorry* and has straight black hair that goes down to her butt almost.

If any of you saw Ringu or read the manga for The Ring you know where this is going >)

Yes, on Halloween night she sat in the well with her hair all in her face. I sat by the well and told her when the older kids were coming and she crawled out of the well like Sadaka!! >)

Answer 2

I had a co-worker who would come from behind and scare me every day, so I decided to get even. I took a folder and cut it into the form of a giant insect, painted it black, put some wires as legs and antennae and stuck it on the back of the men's room door. About 10 minutes later he came back into the office with a limp on his right foot and moving towards me, cursing and laughing and he said: Man you are a big m......I will never bother you again! I asked him what had happened and he said: Man I was scared to death when I was leaving the men's room and I saw this Big, Fat, Jumbo insect and I said to myself- I gotta get out of here in a hurry, before this thing jumps on me, so I lifted my right foot and stomped it with full force. When I went to see, the fake insect was completely flattened out and dangling from the wall. I laughed real loud that day and after that, he never bothered me again...for the next six months that is...and I did another joke on him and then he really stopped for good.

Answer 3

My friends and I were at a mall during our college years and a group of religious people (eastern religion, a form of Buddhism I think) were handing out pamphlets and cards.

We took the address and put it on fliers advertising a kick *** Halloween party, including the line "no charge if you're in costume." The fliers were circulated around campus.

The night of the "party" we parked across the street from the address in question and watched one college kid after another (many in costume) go in looking for the party.

What helped make it more fun was that anyone who hands out religious pamphlets will talk your ear off. They don't care why you're in their presence. So the Buddhists wer more than happy to have visitors.

Answer 4

A few weeks ago i was on holiday and got a text message from my manager saying he was in London, he had a major problem and was about to run out of credit and couldn't explain what was wrong. So he gave me a number to call and said to ask for Liz. So i thought i'd better find out what the problem was and called the number. Imagine the colourful language when Buckingham Palace answered!
i am still plotting revenge.

Answer 5

My sister owns one of those decorative cement goose figures that people dress up and keep out on their front porches (it's ridiculous). Anyway, I kidnapped the goose one day and left a batch of feathers on her porch in its place with a poloraid photo of the goose hitch hiking down the road. For the next two months I sent photos of, and letters from, the goose in different locations all over the country (I had friends send postcards from different states). Even sent a video of the goose getting 'voted off the island' on Survivor. The goose finally returned one evening while she was attending a party... she found him sitting in the front seat of her car with a sign that said "designated driver."

Answer 6

I haven't done this joke but it sounds fun.
Throw a pizza tray in the snow and pee in it.
After the pee freezes pop it out and slide it under the locked door of your victim during the night when you are sure they are sleeping. In the morning, when it melts,there will be a puddle of urine. They will go crazy wondering how someone peed in their room through a locked door!

Answer 7

My friend had a sleepover that started on March 31 and ended on April 1st so I woke up earlier then everyone else @ about 5 am, and glued toilet paper to my friend's shoe. It was HILARIOUS!!!! She never even noticed, but everyone else sure did!!!

Answer 8

I told my best friend i went out with her ex....she believed me and i made this 20 minute story to back it up with. i told her that the night before he asked me out, we kissed and i saw fireworks that were actually there (me and him were at the 4th of July fireworks shooting).....she was actually happy for me until i told her that i made it up

Answer 9

well wen i was 14 ,i told my 7grade teacher to get something out of my left poket because my hands were sticky ,but my left poket had a hole and i put my hard dick in that hole, so she grave it she just look at me crazy she was so cool ms. washington.