There are so many priceless quotes from Family Guy.
Which one is your favorite?
"No way am I buying a car out of the newspaper! A guy at work boutgh one, ten years later, BAM, Herpes."
2006-07-10 13:43:26 · 15 answers · asked by Alex D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
"Is it so wrong to want to rent a video with naked people running around while I fire off some knuckle children in the middle of his neighbors living room floor while he's out of town because I don't own a dvd player"
2006-07-10 18:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by Coffee Lover 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
(Hey, that's agaisnt the law, you're coming with me)
Ah ah ah, can't touch me.
Can't touch me
Ju ju ju ju just like the bad guys, from lethal weapon two,
I've got diplimatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sew,
I can write graffiti, even jay walk in the street,
I can riot loot, not give a hoot, and touch you're sister's cheek,
Can't touch me
Can't touch me
(What in God's name is he doing?)
Can't touch me
(I believe that's the worm)
Stop! Peter time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then pee it out,
Don't like it, kiss my rump, just for a minute let's all do the bump,
Can't touch me
Can't touch me
Ya, do the Peter Griffiths bump,
Can't touch me
I'm presedential Peter, interns think I'm hot,
Don't care if you're handi-capped, I'll still park in you're spot,
I've been around the world, from Hardvard to Ban Bay,
It's Peter go Peter ontra Peter go Peter,
Let's see Regious rap this way
Can't touch me
When he sang it.
2006-07-10 21:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by Reiko-Chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God-After lighting a woman at the bar on fire-"Jesus Christ!"
Jesus-"What?"
God-"Get the Escalade, we're out of here."
2006-07-10 20:49:17 · answer #3 · answered by Mox Nix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lois: I just wish my opinion mattered to you.
Peter: Well, the important thing is that it matters to you, and that's the greatest gift of all.
2006-07-10 21:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by peace_n_luv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that show in fact i am going to watch it to night ok i like the baby it always being mean lol i like to on where he says victory is mine lol
2006-07-10 20:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's your name?
Uh...
Pea....tear..gryffin. Peter Griffin
2006-07-10 20:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by x In Your Ey3s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stewie: "I like you. When I take over the world your death shall be quick and painless."
2006-07-10 20:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by Wayne W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stewey..." That's great! And maybe later we can smoke a doobie and watch porn".
2006-07-10 20:48:45 · answer #8 · answered by badbilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brian: "how do you think I feel? my penis goes inside of me everytime I stand up."
2006-07-10 20:49:49 · answer #9 · answered by Pete the koala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"swing and a miss"
"three days? that's tomorrow!"
"i'm not drunk, i'm just tired cuz i was up all night drinking"
and many, many more
2006-07-10 20:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by rosends 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋