I have this issue with a penguin. his name is zippy. he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips, if you know what i mean. he swims better than me and he always gives me this smug little annoying face when i walk past him. he smells like fish. and i just need him gone
2006-07-10 12:58:07 · 16 answers · asked by AndWhatNot 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Feed him an alka seltzer, they blow up.so I've heard.
2006-07-10 13:02:14 · answer #1 · answered by Poppin my Collar 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Send the penguin to the balkan islands which are full of land mines and penguins. Throw something heavy from your boat over the landmine.
2006-07-10 20:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have a penguin? Second of course he may smell like fish, and swim better!
2006-07-10 20:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by phantom2921 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like penguins,they are so cute!!!i wish i could have the one from 50 first dates as a pet!!!i bet if you spend some time with zippy you will grow to love him!!!!
2006-07-10 20:27:48 · answer #4 · answered by cutekari22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Sorry that was too funny, leave zippy be. Ignore him and try to become a better swimmer (he does have a little advantage) good luck
2006-07-10 20:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by Kay O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Detriot Red Wings!
2006-07-10 20:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by Focused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sneak up on him dressed in a tuxedo so he thinks you are a penguin too, then scare hom to death when you take the tuxedo off.
2006-07-10 20:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious?..Why do you want to kill him?...Penguins are lovely animals! Why don't you donate him to a Zoo?..I don't know where do you live, but I can't believe that you have a penguin as a pet. Don't kill him please!
2006-07-10 21:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by mar9912 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him 20 bacon cheeseburgers off the dollar menu at mcdonalds. that'll do it
2006-07-10 20:04:35 · answer #9 · answered by Greg T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seal costume!
2006-07-10 20:01:33 · answer #10 · answered by Wounded duckmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Kay
2006-07-11 00:50:50 · answer #11 · answered by #23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋