What is the creepiest thing someone has ever told you?

Question

This really manly chick told me my legs looked soft

Answer 1

A guy wanted to lick my high heels while they were still on my feet

Answer 2

well, if you want to know the creepiest thing I have ever heard, let me tell you a story my boy friend told me a couple of days ago. Several years back, there was an article in the paper about a lady who had a baby. When the baby was born, the mother, and the doctor noticed that this child was born with horns on his head. As the family and doctors tried to figure out why this baby was born with such a characteristic, the baby started to talk. It started to say that it was the devil, and that bad things were going to happen in the year 2000, that he would be a part of. The mother of this newborn child began to cry, horrified, and soonafter, died of fright.

Answer 3

A box boy at the market I went to, told me he knew where I lived and when my husband was gone... Two days later I saw in the paper that he had been arrested for the murdered of a woman and her 2 small children about a mile from where we lived. He confessed to it and said he had a list of people to kill . I don't know if I was on it or not but it was very creepy.We moved to a different state right after that.

Answer 4

I would rather have a manly woman tell me that than many of the things I've been told.It was creepier to have an obviously gay man slightly flirting with me in front of his boyfriend.Or having someone urging me to try head cheese.Or being told I look like my half sister.

Answer 5

Hmm...a guy told me he was a 14th century demon working for the devil and he had died many times but always was reincarnated and remembered how he died each lifetime on his 12th birthday...but he had an excuse; he was unmedicated and was a paranoid delusional schizophrenic with multiple personalities. Still freaked me out quite a bit.

Answer 6

Years ago my company was selling a large amount of equipment to the CIA. We sold only to other companies and always we open an account and bill the company for the purchase...the grey looking CIA man just looked at me and handed me an envelope with thousands of dollars in it to pay for the purchase...I looked at him with disbelief...and he said "son, we buy airplanes with cash..." Weird....

Answer 7

Eeewwww. That's pretty creepy.
I think I'd rather have spiders crawling up my back.
The creepiest thing someone told me is one time I pulled something moldy out of the refrigerator and they said they would eat it for ten bucks.

Answer 8

One time a homeless mentally retarded guy told me using only pantomime and a series of grunts to tell me that he wanted me to go to the back of an abandoned building so that he could show me his penis. He only offered the experience to me because preteen boys, his usual targets, were not around.

Answer 9

I am a woman and not gay. A woman told me once she would like to roll in the grass with me. That is creepy. Also had a guy tell me once he would like to lick my nose all night long and that's creepy, too.

Answer 10

The last time I went to a class reunion some guy told me he liked to think of me while he jerked off. Gee Whiz!! He could have kept that to himself! I"m never going to another one of those loser reunions.

Answer 11

My husband and I were looking for a house on a hot summer day. At one open house, the real estate agent said to me, "Wow, your husband has really nice calves!"