2006-07-10 11:17:18 · 16 answers · asked by dangerhalfdead 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
Every couple days about 3 years ago I would be awoken @ about 3am from a headboard banging on the wall above me. Finally after the 3rd time this happened, I got up, opened my door, reached out to the door buzzers and wailed on there buzzer for about 10 seconds, I turned around and ran back into the bedroom (laughing the whole way) in time to hear them scramble for the door...
HHAAHAHAHA
I think it took about 4 times of me doing this for them to finally get the hint...MOVE THE BED!!!
2006-07-10 14:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by Daughtry-luver 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Two ways...
1. Be louder then they are and hopefully they'll get disgusted and stop. Or maybe just close their damn windows. Unless you live in an apartment, then that just sucks.
2. This is best if you do live in an apartment.. call the cops! Hahaha. Be like "Officer, I heard some very odd and worrying noises coming from the next apartment."
But on a serious note: If you live in an apartment most buildings have a 'quiet time' of 11pm, so if it's after then just complain to your landlord.
2006-07-10 19:25:43 · answer #2 · answered by CSF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go over and nicely with all the respect and tell them that you are being disturbed by their loudness while in sexual intercouse. they should be imbarrased and keep it down next time.
I have the same damn problem and cant get out of it. My neighbor is a young fireman and i guess he thinks hes a pimp now .... you can imagine
2006-07-10 18:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by La Princesa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On Jay Leno I think it was you cannot call 911 for your neighbors having loud intercourse.
2006-07-10 20:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sakri 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them it will only take a couple of minutes. You can deal with fat and gross for a few minutes can't you.
2006-07-10 18:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by goody2shoes8553 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Love some of the answers here!
You could always call the police and see if they could intervene for you. Call in a "disturbing the peace."
I like the megaphone and acting like you are getting off too! That would do it!
2006-07-10 18:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by Twisted Maggie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does it matter that they're fat and gross? are you watching? or does it just bother your masturbation habits to imagine what they look like? tell them if you just don't want the visual images. or forget that they're fat and imagine hot people doin it. then you can get off on it instead of being bothered.
2006-07-10 18:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by good knower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just make really loud gross noises when their not doing it.
2006-07-10 18:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by Renee M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with the others.... make really loud, obnoxious noises when they are quiet. this should make them see that they bother you, or they will ask you to keep it down, and you can simply say that you hear them too! and um, why does it matter that they are fat?
2006-07-10 18:28:14 · answer #9 · answered by mamaaa01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bang your headboard on their wall and shout 'yes, yes, harder, yes, oooohhhhh yesss' every night for about two weeks, that should either give them the hint or they'll ask you to keep it down, in which case you reply 'well if you can hear me...'
2006-07-10 18:22:26 · answer #10 · answered by angelsgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋