NOT MEAN COMMENTS PLEASE!
2006-07-10 10:52:49 · 40 answers · asked by Jennifer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I dance to Funkytown when I clean.
2006-07-10 10:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
The US national anthem actually has 3 verses but most people know only the first one
Walt Disney was afraid of mice
Honey is the only food that does not spoil
On average, a 4-year old asks 437 questions a day
America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla
The oldest known vegetable is the pea
The shortest English word that contains A, B, C, D, E, and F is "feedback"
Dry fish food can make goldfish constipated
2006-07-10 11:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by Kryztal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you will like it :
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted
2006-07-10 11:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go do something, exercise, find a new hobby or pursue an old hobby, think about the future and make plans, if possible get a job and make money. If planning on attending college, volunteer, do some research, get scholarships. There's lots to do but sometimes I, like you, find myself feeling bored and am lazy because of it. Let's get motivated!
2006-07-10 11:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by Giuleah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may find this MEAN... I find it factual...
When someone says "I'm BORED" to me it's shows that person lacks the creativity to entertain themselves. To me it equates to being STUPID.
I have no limit to the things I want to do... Web design, Playing my keyboards... or guitar, playing in the studio... recreational programing... Chatting, web-camming with my YAHOO Buds... helping a fledgling consulting company learn the ropes... Answering YAHOO QUESTIONS...
And that's off the top of my head.
Saying "I'm BORED"... scream of "someone tell me what to do"... which in addition to the aforementioned lack of creativity, zaps a creative person's time and energy. (so you in effect take a creative person down with you)...
I think it's really really sad.
But hey... that's MY opinion... I could be wrong.
But... I don't think so!
2006-07-10 11:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One morning before school I was feeling kinda sick. Like diarrhea sick. My mom said, "Here, take an extra pair of underwear." Not thinking what kind of underwear she handed me, I shoved them in my backpack. At school I did the unthinkable, I went in my pants. I ran to the bathroom with my bag so I could use the extra pair my mom sent me. When I tried to put on the underwear, I realized my mom gave me my little sisters underwear. And I had already thrown MY underwear away! Then at PE I was doing jumping-jacks with my sisters underwear on, which by the way is Barney underwear. I was also wearing baggy jeans. They fell down and revealed my sisters undies. Lucky me, I was helping my teacher do them in the middle of everyone, so they ALL saw me!
2006-07-10 10:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by ¤Forever¤ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the whole reason for this site was becuz ur bored.or am i wrong? well i come here when im bored. kinda works.....well it helps me get ready for school i guess.......well i kno a song thatll make u laugh........five little ducks went out one day over the hill and far away father duck said quack quack quack but only 4 little ducks came back and so on and so forth..........well the first time i heard it it made me laugh......... i kno this is freakishly long but im bored also so yeah. im thinkin of makin a club called boredom cuz everyones bored once in a while ah i kno a way to get rich........$5 membership fee...............lol........ wow i must be really bored..........i wonder when my boyfriend is goin to call me back..........hmmmm.....*thinks to self outloud* ohh yay bohemian rhapsody just came on my launchcast!! *sings along.....goodbye everybody ive got to go!* ok well yeah
2006-07-10 11:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by dark_as_a_crow_flyin_inthe_night 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can get off your lazy but and clean your house up or due some laundry. Their is always something to do around the house. So if your bored get off your fat behind and move it.
2006-07-10 10:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's raining here in New Mexico and i am just as bored and i hope we can both over come this. Good luck to ya.
2006-07-10 10:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like cheese. You couldn't make me happier if you smacked my butt with a wet waffle.
Go to these websites:
www.killsometime.com
www.stupidvideos.com
http://answers.yahoo.com
or search "useless facts" or "stupid laws" or "funny animal pictures" on yahoo search engine. Have fun!
As for telling you something,
no matter where you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
love doesn't make the world go round, it makes the ride worth while.
to measure the man, measure his heart.
make the most of yourself, for that is all you have of you!
whether you think you can or you can't, you're right.
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oh and watch this video, it's totally hilarious and it makes me laugh until i cry everytime i watch it!
http://media.putfile.com/Funny-talking-cat
hopefully that site works.....if it doesn't, search on yahoo search"funny talking cat video" and click on "Putfile-Funny Talking Cat"
Have a nice day! :)
2006-07-10 10:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something
2006-07-10 10:55:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋