1. Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman in a German nightclub with a one-liner on Tuesday night have been completely refuted by the English FA.
Brian Barwick stated: "I find it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a successful pass to or at anyone."
2. Q : What do England and a three pin plug have in common ??
A : They are both useless in Europe !!
3. England today announced Easyjet as their new kit sponsor for Euro 2008. The new shirt's logo will read: "in and out of europe in 90 minutes."
2006-07-10 10:43:28 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
Lol..I like em all..though I have one to add
Why's Frank Lampard been nicknamed jigsaw?
Cos he goes to pieces in the box
2006-07-10 10:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
2
2006-07-10 18:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by WelshLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. 3 is the best
My favourite joke from Euro 2004:
"It was announced today that Saddam Hussein has been sentenced to the death penalty. Good news for him however is that David Beckham is going to take it."
2006-07-10 22:53:37 · answer #3 · answered by monkey_fluffer_1983 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 1 pmsl
2006-07-10 10:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by john b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I liked #1, but I liked #3 the best.
2006-07-10 10:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by snow_sweetie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Numero uno. Hilarious!
2006-07-11 07:50:40 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica R (dreaming_of_Jason...) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha LOL
Quite liked them all Boycott
But No1 has to win it for me mate
Keep em comin
Owen
2006-07-10 14:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by owenofglasgow2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they re all pretty laughable but hey im not english so i would laff at them but it was the 3rd one that did it for me thanx for the 2 points and a good laff :P
2006-07-10 10:49:14 · answer #8 · answered by celtic_princess77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,,, I like # 3,, myself... because I have used Easyjet.....
2006-07-10 10:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by eejonesaux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 1. pmsl. heard this one? two parrots on a perch, one sez to the other "can u smell fish"?
2006-07-10 11:12:04 · answer #10 · answered by ady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the best joke should be why are england gay and the answer of course is because they like mens balls
2006-07-11 04:24:35 · answer #11 · answered by arsenalfc92 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋