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I was best friends with this alien. Then he goes and lays his eggs in my brain. I asked him about it and he's all like blurgh and msssssss. Should I still be friends with him?

2006-07-10 10:31:33 · 8 answers · asked by billy g 1 in Family & Relationships Friends

8 answers

Well my best friend isn't an alien but I think I would be plenty mad if she pooped in my ear! Is this, by any chance, a friend that you can hear but you can't see? Because if so, I would terminate the friendship immediately and seek therapy!

2006-07-10 10:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by sammytoes 3 · 0 0

Laying eggs in your brain is the highest expression of friendship he could have made. You should be supportive of his decision to bring new alien creatures onto this earth and let his eggs hatch and explode your brain. Really, I don't see what else any good friend would do.

Don't let his snippy answer fool you. He chose you because you are special. Continue to be your strong, independent self until your brain explodes with alien babies.

Cheers!

2006-07-10 17:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0 0

The oddest part of this... is that it's a male that laid the eggs in your brain. I think your alien friend has something he should tell you.

2006-07-10 17:37:22 · answer #3 · answered by strangeduck82 2 · 0 0

Totally. You don't want to anger them aliens. Haven't you ever watched Independance Day?!! Geez!!

2006-07-10 17:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Gunmetal Grey 3 · 0 0

dpends if you can accept him for who is and accept the things he does. is this what you want to? you can't change.... aliens.... espicially if they don't want to be changed. is his friendship worth the "headache"? what do you see long term for your friendship?

2006-07-10 17:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by IvebeenAbadbadgrl 4 · 0 0

tell him you get to keep one...you know kind of like a stud fee...

2006-07-10 17:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OH MY GOD! GET A LIFE!

2006-07-10 17:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by hippychick2332 2 · 0 0

dude. REALLY?

2006-07-10 17:57:53 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ girly ♥ 1 · 0 0

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