I love 24 and i was wondering if anyone had heard of "Jack Bauer Facts" like the following:
Jack Bauer can strangle you w/ a cordless phone.
Jack Bauer once arm wrestled w/ superman. The stipulations were that the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.
Who really shot J.R.? Jack Bauer.
If you know of any other Jack Bauer Jokes, let me know.
2006-07-10 10:30:50 · 5 answers · asked by packerswes4 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
*Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
*When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
*What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
*Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret.
*If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
*When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
*1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
*When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
*Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
*Jack Bauer beats Asians in Dance Dance Revolution.
*When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".
*Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
*Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.
*When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
2006-07-10 10:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by Derek 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha I never heard those before, but Jack Bauer and 24 both kick a$$.
The show is awesome and one of my favorites, I can't wait for the next season to start!!
2006-07-10 17:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by TheAnomaly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL These are great. Jack Bauer rocks. We call the show "The Jack Bauer Power Hour" LOL
2006-07-10 17:34:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's 24??
2006-07-10 17:39:30 · answer #4 · answered by jumana k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yeah man .my favorite show
2006-07-10 17:32:39 · answer #5 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋