Let's hear them!
2006-07-10 08:47:45 · 12 answers · asked by Neerdowellian 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, I'm not collecting them for a routine. Just wanted to see how creative everyone was.
2006-07-10 08:55:32 · update #1
My wife has an even, level disposition....she's miserable ALL the time!
2006-07-10 08:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 12⤊ 3⤋
The only thing missing was the part that fitted on the back and she couldn't find it because every time she went looking for it, the bell started ringing which meant there just wasn't enough left for her to make any difference and so instead she had to think up something different which she did but it still didn't get that part fitted in the back.
I'll have them rolling in the aisles!
2006-07-10 15:56:07 · answer #2 · answered by Gallivanting Galactic Gadfly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to be paranoid, but are you collecting jokes for a comedy routine?
2006-07-10 15:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by Zin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear that Star Jones is hosting a new game show? Yeah, its called MEAL OR NO MEAL!! (laughs)
2006-07-10 15:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by Thumbs Up Fairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mi spelchek brok.
2006-07-10 15:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Clem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame.
2006-07-10 15:51:18 · answer #6 · answered by partydudette52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I deleted my awesome joke until i get it Trademarked first.
2006-07-10 15:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Istanbul...of course!
2006-07-10 15:51:41 · answer #8 · answered by squeebs_32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a guy, I don't get PMS, I get UMS...ugly mood swings.
2006-07-10 15:57:29 · answer #9 · answered by Rick H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that she fell in and broke it! lol
2006-07-10 15:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by sheistoofurious! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋