I saw this question posted a while back and the answers cracked me up
So here it is again-
Funniest one gets 10 points
2006-07-10 08:20:57 · 115 answers · asked by RED 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WOW 99 answers in less than 20 minutes!
Do I get a prize Yahoo?
2006-07-10 08:40:07 · update #1
Thanks everyone-this was tough!
Here are the runners up-
Stop talking, i'm almost done
Okay little sheep, hold still.
Why is your Mom here?
Spank me, I've been naughty.
(Preist) This is the special mass
Is this coupon still good?
you might wanna fart first.
2006-07-12 08:01:17 · update #2
Pretend you're not my sister.
2006-07-10 08:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by david s 4 · 9⤊ 5⤋
You said it was bigger.
Why are your parents watching?
Why do you need Vaseline?
Here, hold it and pull.
Jump on my back, okay?
Don't talk - you'll ruin it.
I was in the pool!
Damn it! You scared me.
Put on this mask, please?
Hey, don't I know you?
Hurry up, my hamster's bored.
Can we get cake afterward?
Tell me when it's in.
2006-07-10 08:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by heaven25star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give Me 4 Play Now and smile big!!
2006-07-10 08:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attention passengers: Prepare for landing
2006-07-10 08:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by www.ayntk.blogspot.com 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The worst thing ever, at least in my experience, is when my ex boyfriend said,
"Wait. Let me get my inhaler."
Still cracks me up!
2006-07-10 08:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by Nonna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Before we get started lets put the plessure bag over your head ok it makes it more fun!!!
2006-07-10 08:31:05 · answer #6 · answered by leslie s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over one million served here.
This is sort of like 21st century Haiku... :)
2006-07-11 17:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by SkyWayGuy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do You Come Here Often?
2006-07-10 08:37:24 · answer #8 · answered by rythempig 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you "come" here often?
Which one gets tied up?
How loud can you squeal?
This is not my fault.
Are you gonna eat that?
Is this the right hole?
Hi!, I'm_____and you're?
Can I light your farts?
Sorry, I was in the pool. (oops, 6 words)
2006-07-10 08:23:21 · answer #9 · answered by Rick H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't take that sock off (thats just too cocky)
or this one-warm yourself up my love
2006-07-10 08:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love You Alot, Right?
2006-07-10 08:25:21 · answer #11 · answered by Ron 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋