2006-07-10 08:16:24 · 9 answers · asked by Red Rhino 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
... or, if you want to get techinal, follow this link...
2006-07-13 09:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by todvango 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The terms "if" and "could" imply that the wood chuck CAN'T chuck wood. However, by definition, a woodchuck is one who IS able to chuck wood. Therefore, if a woodchuck can't chuck wood, as the above question implies, then he is therefore, not a woodchuck, so the whole question is moot.
2006-07-10 15:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by haroku266 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-10 15:22:35 · answer #3 · answered by spazlover94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-10 15:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by Icy U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and if a woodchuck could chuck wood then how much wood would a wouldchuck chuck
2006-07-10 15:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by christine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He won't be able to after a .220 swift round hit em'
2006-07-10 15:30:10 · answer #6 · answered by Kleersteel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know but i really like the riddle.
2006-07-10 15:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by vespertilio_v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll outsource anyway
2006-07-10 15:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have to say 2.35 pounds, speaking scientifically
2006-07-10 15:20:59 · answer #9 · answered by p-dogg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋