keep it simple please. No quantum physics or anything like that....lol
2006-07-10 08:12:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I've 9 simple rules...
1) Avoid small spaces with stupid people.
2) Don't put empty containers back in the fridge.
3) Kathy Bates ordinary is always better then Paris Hilton stupid.
4) Live vicariously through Johnny Depp but shower daily.
5) Never take dating advice from Fabio.
6) Don't answer stupid questions with "that's a stupid question".
7) Keep on top of all Star Wars and Gene Simmons news.
8) Nina Blackwell and Martha Quinn are still hot.
9) When confused or overwhelmed refer to rule one.
Anything I might say has all ready been said by someone, somewhere. So choose quotable heros and save your words, that's my theory.
2006-07-10 09:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have plenty. Nothing wrong with postulating.
My wife likes this one - (she doesn't neccessarily agree though)
Jesus could have been one of a group of highly technologically advanced aliens which fly around the galaxy subduing local populations.
What they do is this:
1) mingle with the local population: Not too difficult- wherever "intelligent life" exists, the humanoid form is not far off.
2) Learn local folklore, myths, superstitions and prophesies. Read any religious texts.
3) tell the locals that you are the #one#, and do some "magic" tricks with smoke and mirrors. Convince them easily with your superior technical knowledge and/or firepower.
4) come back whenever you fancy and reap the profits.
2006-07-12 14:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by codrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let us remember to Love one another, to not put value in the things of this world, but the things of the heart. Remember that this life is short in comparison to eternity and it is but an opportunity to choose Love rather than darkness. Let the Legacy of our Lives be something we can be proud of. If I never own anything and I am tossed about the world and the seas like a leaf displaced from a tree in autumn, let me still remember to Love and know joy in times of Light and Darkness......
2006-07-13 21:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by Little Wifey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a "line" theory about people. We all live on a certain line. We can judge all people on how they have acted in the past. We rarely leave our line of behavior. We might go up or down a little but we all have a line we stay on. To change our line it is a slow change. Not many sudden changes. Here is the execption...some people live on a spikey up and down line. But if this is the case then their line is just that...eratic and eratic behavior becomes their line.
Make sense??
2006-07-11 20:44:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think medicine makes people sicker. No one had AIDS back when people were dying of the common cold. Medicines have forced viruses to adapt and become stronger, resulting in serious diseases like cancer and HIV.
2006-07-10 15:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by Crys H. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wisdom denotes the pursuing of the best ends by the best means.
2006-07-10 15:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by timelord1962 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To ask a question that has no answer, is better than to have never asked one at all.....Striker 3:16
2006-07-11 21:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by Striker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live in peace if you want But whatever you do never ever let enybody else live in pieces
2006-07-11 06:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe that they can make a cereal that'll stay crunchy in milk...but they just don't want to.
2006-07-11 14:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The future was yesterday.
2006-07-10 17:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by digitalrancher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋