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Please make it real, if not post it anyway but post it is fake.

2006-07-10 08:04:43 · 15 answers · asked by maltese_i_love 2 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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ok there is like these things called people and they hold on to old policys and its not just old people they dont recycle they poison the ground water and they try to make your yard be like theres like a golf course like a baseball field they suck up lots of energy then there is like this thing that the people should be entitled to its called clean air but you cant seem to git any of it and there is like this thing its called clean drinking water but if you walk the beach or go for this thing they call a kayack you can pickup semis full of rubber scrap metal plastic bottles cans and were it could be safe if you dive into the water you can cut your guts wide open on sumerged krap that people threw into the water and your guts can fall out then there is these people who try to play god who never put together that the cause of the algae in the water is thermal pollution so they dump large ammounts of chemicals were the children fish to eat and were we git our drinking water and after you swim in the water for like 2 weeks you dont even know that the 150 feet of sledge you have to wade into to git to fresh water from the shore some of the locals are ignorant and think it is leaf decay and then there is this thing its called 90 percent of all the fish in the world are gone due to over fishing and then there is these places called state parks were you know the last 3% of the wetlands exist that the people would do there best to protect it but they dont instead they bring there city ways and spray chemicals at the waters edge and continue to hack the environment cause they think its the right path and the people who live along the shoreline take all the benificial plants that grow there and send them to the comunity compost or the landfill and as soon as you pick up garbage anywere it comes back and never seems to stop and there is no bike paths and you have to be from ethiopia to squeeze into places fighting with the traffic and its a nightmare to ride your bike cause if your old a child or handicapped you have to bunny hop the curbs and the cars dont care about no pedistrians having a right of way and there was like this person who tried to make a differance then satan and his minions came to the door personally and told them they had to cut down the biological buffer filteration strip down and that the people had to stay dependant on forgien energy and if that person did not they would git 400 dollar fines and jail time which meant they had to live in a more violent neiborhood because of the elimination of green spaces because the bad people threated them with force and oppression and kept sending them hurrassing letters and wanted them to live in a cookie cutter of a house even thought the person lives 3 blocks from the wetlands and the houses that got built there are probably built on wetlands so they tried to make an impack and got the message then they tried to celebrate the holidays with bonfires whistles bells parades and picknicks cause jon adams says so but they had govt interference and they could not bar-b-que and they noticed there first amendment there freedom to gather peacefully there right to be left alone and there religion and sprituality were all under attack and there fishing spot they found different 55gallon drums and got wheel barrels and canues of recyclables and trailer loads and they dont git paid to do that and come winter time they dont have heat and take cold showers cause they dont have a job because of unequality prejiduce and discrimination and no one cares about no americans with disiblitys act under no 504 and this person got hit by a car and insurance companys did not so much pay for the persons bicycle after they got struck by a car and they been in pain for over 4 years and no money type value could take away the pain and credit companys kept hurrassing this person then they were haveing sex with someone and the condom slipped off and they were going at it like a 5 horse now they could have a std and when they swam in the water they got ear aches the story starts all arround the great lakes pick a spot from pa to fl to mi and you will find garbage that can be recycled and when they catch fish they have sores and tumors and these ships cruise arround in circles trying to figure out why there is a dead spot in the lake erie but it probably has nothing to do with couches car parts tvs and barges and barges of recyclables that the people are drinking garbage and people having big compressors next to the waters edge spraying the predators with chemicals so they can enjoy more mosquitos and stable flys and they put there trash and spray chemicals right were there is a high water level and tons of trash from colleges churches schools businesses homes everywere basicly does not git recycled and trash from other places and people want to tap our water source but do they want to help with the clean up effort then there is like these groups like adopt a road they have a great idea except they dont recycle any of the garbage they need to set aside large areas to seperate the paper plastic wood rubber glass cans and etc to reuse it but they dont and like this avalanche of garbage is headed toward ours house and then there are these evil children who hit you and say evil things to you and your not alloud to spank them and there is no place you can git this thing called clean air dirt and water

2006-07-10 08:52:04 · answer #1 · answered by peter w 4 · 0 0

My grandfather used to tell us a story about a cowboy who was travelling through the desert on his horse. The day was really hot and he was just letting his horse travel at its own pace. As the cowboy neard a small ditch, he heard a baby crying. Following the sound of the cries, he saw a small bundle in the bottom of the ditch. He got off his horse, approached it and indeed saw that it was a baby boy. He picked up the baby, got back on his horse and continued on his journey thinking that what he would do was to take the baby to the next town. As they traveled through the desert, he talked to the baby, cooing at it and just looking at it from time to time wondering who would abandon a baby in the desert with all the wild animals roaming around seeking an easy meal. When the man looked away for a moment, he heard a voice coming from the baby saying, "Look Daddy, I have teeth now..." and when the cowboy looked down at the baby again, he saw huge sharp teeth and the baby growled. When this happened, the horse bucked under him and the cowboy flung the baby to the ground and galloped away.

Of course, I don't know if this is a true story or not, but my grandfather was from old Mexico and always told that story. And while that might not be scary to you, it can sure scare the poop out of little kids!

2006-07-10 17:26:50 · answer #2 · answered by joncarhas 2 · 0 0

Once upon a time there was this woman who filled all her husbands needs. Then she had a kid, gained 40 pounds and neglected him. The end.

2006-07-10 15:07:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The last living being in all the universe sat in a room......and there was a knock at the door.

2006-07-10 15:34:29 · answer #4 · answered by sunspacer 2 · 0 0

Something really scary could be, when they tell you that your world / life is about to end.

2006-07-11 09:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by Inquisitive Man 2 · 0 0

Fake: your life

2006-07-11 09:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by Katreouse 1 · 0 0

Bush is going to be in for 4 more years! (It's fake, I hope.)

2006-07-10 15:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 0 0

Once upon a time there was an ugly little man, he was so ugly everyone died!! The end

oooo spoooky!!

2006-07-10 18:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Did that scare you? Great, now let's go on with the scarrrrrrrry tale...lol

A guy woke up to find his girlfriend had super-glued his weinnie to his stomach...:)

2006-07-16 12:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by Princess Amerindienne 2 · 0 0

There is a monster under your bed and a boogeyman in your closet.

2006-07-10 15:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by acemccoy2003 2 · 0 0

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