2006-07-10 08:00:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
My wife is out of town a lot and it's nice to have a reminder or her around the house. But what I really need is to know how to ask her to dress like my wife in french.
2006-07-10 08:04:37 · update #1
I'm not going to sleep with my maid. Just look at her.
2006-07-10 08:07:13 · update #2
ha ha ha!
2006-07-10 08:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by bertha 2 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I am not a playwrite and you probably don't need one. She wants to role play, obviously, and it is great fun. If the first time isn't exactly what you expected, keep trying, you will definitely get better at it. But here is a hint. I am sure she will look very sexy and the initial reaction will be "WOW, you look great! Let's do it!" But resist that tempation, don't worry, you WILL do it, you have the whole night, have fun. The game should last longer than it took her to plan and choose the outfit, OK? She will be real disappointed if the game doesn't last as long as she took to drive to the store to buy the outfit! Play along, be the wealthy homeowner with the sexy maid. Let her do some cleaning and tempting you with bending and giving a little show. Let her seduce you, but I don't know, maybe she wants to be seduced or even "forced" into it. You know her better. My wife likes to be "taken advantage of" forced a little bit, shall we say. As if she is just an innocent, but very sexy maid, taken advantage of by a wealthy, arrogant man. At least for this game. Like I said, you will learn with experience, but it is great fun and there are tons more games where that comes from. don't rip off the costume and go at it, work around the clothes as much as you can, she is enjoying wearing them, don't take them off and throw them on the floor, besides in my wife's fantasy it adds to the play of being taken advantage of to just pull things aside instead of completely off. Next time she says to pick up a pizza on the way home, Play the "pizza delivery man" game. Oops she doesn't have money to pay for the pizza? Hmmmm. I know, not very original, but it is lots more fun than plopping it on the table and you can always re-heat the thing in the microwave an hour or so later. Anyway have fun, it is great to do these things and will keep you thinking of her all day long forever.
2016-03-26 23:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Why
2. Marry her.
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2006-07-10 08:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by Handsup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah right fool... you mean, "how do I get my wife to dress up like a hot french maid?" Even then, the answer is the same. Just ask.
2006-07-10 08:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First go to a charity shop & get an outfit which is 10 years out of date....then shout & scream at the maid until she is totally haggard & browbeaten......then demoralize her & make her feel like a total peice of shite....wait until she has her period....& then give her the worst sex she has EVER had...and voila...job done....enjoy
2006-07-10 08:06:11 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetpea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats cute, how can your wife get you to dress up like those muscular, sexy lawn guys (both of them)?
2006-07-10 08:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by dappersmom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marry her then wait a few months
2006-07-10 08:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her nicely
2006-07-10 08:07:55 · answer #8 · answered by deb42278 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it usually the other way around?
2006-07-10 08:03:37 · answer #9 · answered by Finky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no need to dress up
2006-07-10 08:07:33 · answer #10 · answered by jitu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just spill something on her clothes, and offer her new one's!
2006-07-10 12:26:19 · answer #11 · answered by Jen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋