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I am an old poor white man and i am sick of putting up with with everyones slanderous honkey cracker hillbilly comments. My wife abuses me and i have lost my job at ebony lace strip club cleaning poles and i just want to know what ethnicity you would be if you had to change because i sure as hell want to change.

2006-07-10 07:45:41 · 26 answers · asked by Alcatraz66 2 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

26 answers

I wouldn't care what I was as long as I was NOT black or mexican.

2006-07-10 07:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by I Like Dik 1 · 2 5

DKlyde...LOL...you're hilarious!!!

I'd still hope to be black, because being anything else is a down-grade... sure I have other ethnic backgrounds, what African American doesn't...but I don't feel the need to publicize it!!! It's like a African American person saying "I'm 1/4 Cherokee," what other African American isn't? If you were born in the U.S. and your parents weren't 100% African, then you have different ethnic groups of blood flowing through your veins...including caucasian, so get real!!

Black is Beautiful... remember that!

2006-07-10 13:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by nubiestyme2 1 · 0 0

Have you tried picking up aluminum cans along the roads? Set your own hours and if you run out of cans go buy a six pack of beer and recycle those cans too. You would still be the same person but you would become Mr. Business Man!

2006-07-10 08:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Mr.Wise 6 · 0 0

im an african-american/creole/cajun....an man i wouldn't want to wake up anytang else!!! An if you kno like i know cher you'd say the same!
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I'd still hope to be black, because being anything else is a down-grade... sure I have other ethnic backgrounds, what African American doesn't...but I don't feel the need to publicize it!!! It's like a African American person saying "I'm 1/4 Cherokee," what other African American isn't? If you were born in the U.S. and your parents weren't 100% African, then you have different ethnic groups of blood flowing through your veins...including caucasian, so get real!!
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There is nothing wrong with publicizing, or telling other people about your mixed heratage, you should be proud of who u are no matter what, I am just as proud of my french, native american, spanish,caribbean, heritage as my african heritage and they ALL play a major part in who i am and our family traditions! So get real and accept the full scope of your heritage!

2006-07-10 09:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by karamelicousone 3 · 0 0

This may sound shallow but I would love to spend the day as an indian woman. (from India...not a native american) I think they are the most beautiful women in the world. (I am a short, pudgy girl who is so white that I glow in the dark!)

2006-07-10 07:51:16 · answer #5 · answered by silent.peace 3 · 0 0

I'd still want to be an African-American with my cherokee background! I love my heritage it represents strength and courage! We are the ancestors of Abraham, kings and queens, and this country was built by our contributions!!!! I love my people! My skin in Bronze, My hair is thick and dark brown, my eyes are almond shaped, my cheek bones are high, and I have the thickness of an African Princess!!! Yeah, I'll stay me! Begin to love and respect yourself! No-one truly loves you if they kick you when youre down! Stay encouraged look into who you are and love you for the greatness in you!!!!

2006-07-10 07:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by Pepper 2 · 0 0

I'd wake up Japanese. I love the culture and the food.

... as far as being pragmatic, I think I'd wake up Canadian or in any Scandinavian Country so I could have access to their excellent health and education systems.

2006-07-10 10:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by Jessie 5 · 0 0

I would either want to have big lips and greasy hair or look like i have been hit in the face by a pan.

2006-07-10 08:40:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Riiiight ;). I'll play along.

What ethnicity! One with lots of hot brown skinned women. Oh wait I'm already there. never mind!

2006-07-10 07:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm an Indian (means I belong to India) and I would love to be Indian anytime!

2006-07-10 07:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A French born black man living in the U.S.

2006-07-10 07:49:07 · answer #11 · answered by elreybrown 2 · 0 0

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