2006-07-10 07:16:45 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
ROFL!!
LOL..
that was a goodone
but not the whole of portugees team but one man mainly who wins more free kicks than anyone else
Christiano ronaldo he is a pro at it ask him please :D
2006-07-10 07:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by Sid 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ronaldo is the championship diver of the Portuguese team. He has taught the rest of the team how to do it but he's the master.
Seriously, he is a very talented footballer and should not need to resort to CHEATING - yes folks it's CHEATING. The Portuguese team are all experts at CHEATING. It's really about time FIFA took a tougher stance and banned them for a couple of International matches.
2006-07-10 15:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by Herriot2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become portugese, or become a portugezer and be sure to only dive in the shallow end. People like deco and ronaldo are very shallow so go, and ask them but watch your back. These guys are playful at shower time apparently what with all the ducks floating about in the tub. I'm dyslexic btw, it's possible somewhere in this msg I made a typo :-)
2006-07-10 14:24:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mark M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray
2006-07-10 14:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by The Kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don,t have to know how to dive.Just collapse onto the floor with a ridiculously pained expression on your face while looking at the referee.you are now Portugese.
2006-07-10 17:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by JAYROX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who would want to be on the portuguese team anyway
they never go anywhere.
2006-07-10 15:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by madge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were really good! Everybody is talking about them. If you need to learn how to swim there are beautiful beaches in Portugal, and there are no sharks.... unfortunately!
2006-07-10 14:24:04 · answer #7 · answered by Carla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to swim.
2006-07-10 14:19:59 · answer #8 · answered by Diana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm
thts not funny... especially to some1 lik me
ND U CAN NEVER IN UR LIFE PLAY ON THE PORTUGESE TEAMM.. U WISHHH
im pretty sure u play lik the US players....
oo and get ur dam facts straight
2006-07-10 14:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dive into an empty swimming pool
2006-07-10 14:21:35 · answer #10 · answered by BOB W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋