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"Dear Diary
Today after i awoke from my slumber(too bad it wasn't eternal). I was getting ready to go to school, i finished putting on make up and fixing my hair. My "mother" as I would call her called me to the kitchen and asked me to help her clean 2 cups that were left to be washed. Why is this life on earth so unfair and helpless? Why do I get worked so much by these so called parents? I do not deserve to live in this unfair world, i need to escape the clutches of the evil ones for they do not understandy me."

So am I real EMO now?

2006-07-10 06:19:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Adolescent

8 answers

pretty good

now all you have to do is write a whiny poem on how terribly unfair it is that your parents didn't buy you a second car and how you feel like you want to end your life because of it.

After you finish the poem, try to put it to "music". Two chords and a lot of screaming should suffice. Oh, and name your band something like "She dies alone and broken" or some bullshit like that. Your logo could be something like a ballerina crying blood-red tears and just looking generally flustered and discontent.

Can't you just FEEL the angst?

2006-07-10 11:26:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 2

No,see a counseler. This story was funnier than the last one.

2006-07-10 13:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by summer 2 · 0 1

LMFAO!!!! your far from emo. Your More like super crybaby pants. Grow up. Emo's don't act like that.

2006-07-10 13:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

lol yea, u funny =p why u wanna be emo tho? :P u should be gangsta and lean wit it, rock wit it....meeet me in the cluuubbbb its going down

2006-07-10 13:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by MisSieS 2 · 1 0

no, and get a ******* life.
emo kids DON'T talk like this.
only, the kids who make fun of them do.

do you even know what emo means?

2006-07-10 23:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by 8675309 6 · 0 1

only if you have a really bad haircut and jeans that are too tight

2006-07-10 14:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by duchessamber 2 · 1 0

no you need a shrink. life isnt fair wiseguy grow up and get over yourself

2006-07-10 13:30:58 · answer #7 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 0 1

lol yeah.

2006-07-10 13:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by Big R 2 · 1 0

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