How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Question

None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. There is no shortage of filament. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?  

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Answer 1

Oh my goodness. That was too funny. And just think : Thanks to Al Gore, we were able to read that on the internet (see, he has claimed to have invented the internet).

Answer 2

How many?

Hard to say, since when the light comes on they run away like cockroaches.

Honorably?
It is apparent that Richard Cheney did everything humanly possible -- short of fleeing to Canada -- to avoid military conscription during Vietnam:

He applied for and received 5 student deferments, a number described as "incredible" by professor David Curry of the University of Missouri in St. Louis. Curry has written extensively about the draft, including a 1985 book, "Sunshine Patriots: Punishment and the Vietnam Offender."

Answer 3

Three. LimpDick Cheney to decide when, why and how it has to be done. DumbDon Rumsfeld to blow the old lightbulb to smithereens. And GeorgieBoy Bush to stick his wet finger in the light socket and see if he'll get electrocuted. -RKO-

Answer 4

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Answer 5

the world hears the world and the prince of the world

Answer 6

You have no point and your joke isn't even funny. You get an F-

Answer 7

LOL, this is hilarious

Answer 8

How true.