please give me a reason, the most imaginative and/or funny idea wins! It's just for fun,so no need to get nasty :)
2006-07-10 05:05:20 · 36 answers · asked by cc 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
SSSHHHH I thought we weren't going to talk about it
2006-07-10 05:28:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
Sorry I tore my shorts it was not intentional !!!!
Well CC, I did it because I had no choice at the time, at least I thought not, but please give me a second chance, I was only six at the time so really it was a matter of survival.
It all started like this, I was half way up this tree when this six legged cat started to follow me, scared I tried to frighten it off by whistling a Val Doonican song at it, but it must have been deaf, I waved my arms but it cannot have seen me and still it followed me with its eyes glowing maliciously and its tail raised looking like a well a raised tail, did I mention I was only 7.
Further up and out the canopy of the tree I went in my attempt to escape, the branches getting thinner and thinner the tiger getting bigger and bigger for the closer it got the larger it looked, did I mention that I was only 8 at the time of the tragedy.
Higher and higher I went up this vast edifice of a tree until I was oh at least 11 feet above the ground, the tiger by now huge in my eyes, its breath like fire on my calf as it came upon me determined to eat first my legs then I was sure the rest of me, well did I mention I was only 9 at the time.
And that CC is how I was then forced to leap for my very life accruing in the process the tear to my shorts that in our poverty you had worked so hard to provide, I am so sorry I shall not climb that tree in those shorts so neatly sewn ever agian on my word I promise ...............
2006-07-10 08:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
I pushed a Barney the dinosaur clown in the river at my home...
Short version of what i did here...
At my annual 4th of July party,i hired a Barney clown dude for the kids.And he made alot of them cry.And when my sister asked him what was wrong and tried to find out why the kids were crying.He swore at my sister.So he ended up in the river...
It was in the shallows,so he was ok.
And no,i didn't feel bad about doing that at all...
2006-07-10 05:16:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to. She said if I didn't she would go to the papers and I couldn't let that happen because then they would find out about 1993 and once that gets out, well, it would be catastrophic. So I did that to divert attention, and I don't care. I would do it again. In fact I'm going to,right now
2006-07-10 05:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by Eden* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What fall of my Suzuki GSXR 750RR at 105mph..!! I dont know why ask the sod that wanted a race...and the fact that it was pissing down with rain And my **** is sore ... ( No im not Gay ) ... the skin has gone on my left **** cheek .. ( No lethers ) oopppss... and now no Bike ... ok im going to cry now OK. ( This is a true story )
2006-07-10 05:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.......i didn't mean to, i was just trying to see how far i could......well how to put this, i was trying to break the record for how far you could throw it, i wasn't aiming for you, i promise, everthing was going according to plan and i thought this one was it, i thought i had beaten the all time record for sure, even thought my cousin had set the standard very high, i thought i was going to finally outdo him with the farthest burrito toss in the world, i didn't mean for it to get all over your convertible top car and on your pretty little skirt, i am so sorry, i hope the stain washes out, and no, i didn't break the record, i was off by three feet, i know what you are thinking and it's ok, don't cry for me, i will succeed next time, i will dust my shoulder off and try again, no seriously it's ok, i will survive!!
2006-07-10 05:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did I stay in New Orleans for Katrina? I wanted to see what would happen. It was the fourth hurricane I've stayed for. Would I do it again? Yeah, I'm kinda stupid that way.
2006-07-10 05:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get 2 pts and possibly 10.
I mean why I answered ur question!
Actually, I did it coz in a dream my YAHOO avatar came to me and told me, he was dying, so I immediately got up and changed it!
2006-07-10 05:28:39 · answer #8 · answered by Patrick Mondal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did I read your question?
Cos it sounded interesting and i couldnt help answering
Also i wanted the points, so i can climb to the next level, bored at this one!! And cos Im soooo happy today!
2006-07-10 05:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by ANGEL-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you just throw away the bills?
Because I couldn't even afford to open them.
Why did u cut down that tree?
I was getting in the way of my bigger tree
I duno i suck at jokes
2006-07-10 05:09:14 · answer #10 · answered by Taylurr Babee. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Cos there was a funny wee man in a red top hat lying in wait for me in my sock drawer said if I didn't do it he would cut off all my toes and serve them up for tea to the squirrels
That's why
2006-07-10 08:42:00 · answer #11 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋