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2006-07-10 04:59:14 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities History

31 answers

in the white house..

2006-07-10 07:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Where Osama Bin Lden Has Been Hiding

Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where:

1) it is easy to get in if you have the money;

2) no one will recognize or remember you;

3) no one will realize that you have disappeared;

4) no one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and

5) you have no obligations or responsibilities.

The analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard

2006-07-10 17:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

It's kind of funny actually. The United States government had the chance to arrest Bin Laden during the Clinton Administration. I think it was Sudan(or maybe Nigeria) had arrested him and offered him to the US in hopes that the US would lift sanctions against Sudan. This was in 1996-1998

President Clinton declined and Bin Laden went to Afghanistan.

We know the rest.

2006-07-10 19:12:58 · answer #3 · answered by mjtpopus 3 · 0 0

So as long BinLadin serves a "national interest" purpose, he's more valuable to the US alive than dead. Wasn't he the reason the US invaded Iraq, fearing that Saddam would give Bin Laden's men technological and financial aid?

Can't believe they can track an ant from the skies but haven't been able to track him. Oh they did once, they had him just where they wanted him to be, hole up in Tora Bora, yeah but they missed him. Woops!

2006-07-10 13:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by baraaa 3 · 0 0

What a great question - all the answers are amusing and inspiring....:)
Yes I can't believe that they can track a ant from the skies but can't find him.

And Sudan needed sanctions lifted so that they could have a better living standard. And Clinton said no to the arrest of Bin Laden.

How do they make these decisions?

And yeah he probably is in Bush's mansion in Bahrain.

They were buddies 20 years ago.... possibly got on real cosy like too.
Men and their politics and their war games and war toys... endangering our peace our freedom our lives.

Youth of the world promise me that you will make it a better place and a peaceful place to live in ... and promise me that you will take care of the animals and the environment. Please

Youth of the World please go to www.lourdessthedollmaker.com say hi and let me know that you want peace.

2006-07-16 21:15:38 · answer #5 · answered by lourdess777 2 · 0 0

Which Bin Laden are you referring to? There are twenty or so family members bearing that name throughout the U.S and Saudi Arabia.

What do you call Bin Laden in Ibiza? Osama been largin' it.

2006-07-11 17:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Chillen with 2 Pac

2006-07-10 15:28:53 · answer #7 · answered by Lundy 2 · 0 0

Rumor has it that he isgoing to be on next seasons Surreal Life, with Chick Norris, Tony Blair, Linda Rondstadt, and that Mikey kid from the Life commercials.

2006-07-11 19:24:14 · answer #8 · answered by clockwork_oranje2002 3 · 0 0

Hanging out at the Bush mansion in Bahrain.

2006-07-10 12:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Last I heard he was living in a secret place with Elvis and JFK and eating in a McDonalds in Minneapolis every third thursday.

2006-07-10 12:03:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cleveland, Ohio.

2006-07-10 12:02:00 · answer #11 · answered by Kryzchek 4 · 0 0

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