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2006-07-10 04:56:53 · 33 answers · asked by anubis 3 in Politics & Government Politics

33 answers

Bush would be considered the best president ever if...
1. You own Exxon stock
2. You own Haliburton Stock
3. You are a defense contractor.

2006-07-10 04:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by JeffyB 7 · 4 0

Bush is the best president ever because….

1. He has saved Saturday Night Live from mediocrity and cancellation

2. He is proof that elitist private education isn’t always superior to public education

3. He has established equality amongst the races by proving that if a white man can distort the English language other mutations of the English language, like Ebonics or Spanglish have there place in American dialog.

2006-07-10 05:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by Lawrence Louis 7 · 0 0

im not american so i don't take sides politically. but i did live in a country where graft and corruption were so rampant, people started robbing banks and robbed people off the streets. the president in our country was an alcoholic and didn't even graduate from high school. he was voted because he was popular. (sad to say there are so many dumb people in our country too). he would drink and gamble all night, and wouldn't even attend anything during the day. he took the people's money and transferred it to his account in switzerland under his pen name.

maybe in your opinion (as well as other people's) George W. Bush may not be a good president, but i can assure you -- he's a lot better than other presidents. look at other countries -- there's poverty, hunger, and war -- and they didn't choose to be in that place, and they don't have the power to overthrow corrupt goverment officials.

if i were in your place, hate to say this -- but i'd be thankful that the president running this country is not as bad as those that i've mentioned.

also i don't understand why people are so angry at George W. Bush? is it because of the war? out of curiosity (and not to ignite any arguments) what DID he do that upset the people so much?

2006-07-10 06:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1. With his God-like grace and humility,Bush has freed the Iraqi people from the oppresive regime of a lunatic, amoral madman. In a sense he has saved the world from certain doom.

2. He has lowered taxes, freeing us all from the burden of an oppressive government and allowing us to spend that extra $20/year on increased healthcare and gas prices. What a saintly and compassionate person he is.

3. He has successfully protected us from the evil doing terrorists who want to do use harm (except for 9/11, sniper shootings and the anthrax). He sure is a swell guy.

2006-07-10 05:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by scott j 3 · 0 0

Sorry to interrupt your circle jerk but I can think of 3:

1.) The economy is strong despite 9\11 and katrina
2.) He actually has done something about terrorism ( as opposed to Clinton who did nothing)
3.) He has at least tried to address the problem with Social Security, which the Dems were so proud to do nothing about
4.) (extra points for this one) The tax cuts are working...(source N.Y. Times)

2006-07-10 05:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1) Until Jan 2009, a village in Texas will be idiot-free.
2) Anyone who wins the Howdy Doody look-a-like contest is tops with me.
3) Hours and hours of good clean fun drawing horns, moustaches and black eyes on an endless supply of photos.

2006-07-10 05:05:15 · answer #6 · answered by gg 4 · 0 0

Bushisms
1. "I can look you in the eye and tell you I feel I've tried to solve the problem diplomatically to the max, and would have committed troops both in Afghanistan and Iraq knowing what I know today."

2. "No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that."

3. "As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself — not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel."

As you can see, the evidence speaks for itself.

2006-07-10 05:05:23 · answer #7 · answered by bishdnjuan 4 · 0 0

Of course we love the war in Iraq. Then no one could have done it better than Laura when she made fun of him going to sleep early every night. No action for her... too bad. And last but not least........He didn't have an episode with Monica Lewinsky. Now how great a president is he?

2006-07-10 05:02:50 · answer #8 · answered by imahlah 6 · 0 0

1. He was not elected by the voters in 2000 but by activists judges.

2. Made his famous Top Gun appearance "mission accomplished."

3. More concerned about gay marriages then real issues of the day. Like gas now $3.00 gallon.

2006-07-10 06:20:47 · answer #9 · answered by murraystate69 3 · 0 0

He has the lowest IQ .. 2) Makes all Democrats look great..Shows just how the republican party is not able to stand up and speak out on the wrongs that have been done . 3) The biggest terrorist in the world . The damage done to the economy makes him the top terrorist..

2006-07-10 05:14:13 · answer #10 · answered by J D 4 · 0 0

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