2006-07-10 04:44:27 · 23 answers · asked by The Devil 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
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2006-07-10 04:47:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have to be ugly, balding and white of course. Purebred white, they will ask for a doctors note proving you have some type of genetic disease because as you already know any "purebred" white person would be at a severe "genetic" disadvantage to the brownies, and mongrels of the earth. They would also ask for proof of small penis. A doctors note for Irishman's disease would do but Irish people are not a "pure breed" so they're penises are bigger than yours. Lastly you have to give it up to the "grand booty bandit" of the Klu Klux Klan. The KKK manual says they offer Ky jelly but I'm sure that you won't need it anyway because there is no way he's gonna get that thing in your bottom because your head is already stuck way up their.
2006-07-15 04:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First get yourself a white tablecloth and cut a hole at the middle that fit your head, then pick up a traffic police cone and paint it white (make sure you remove the base) so that it could rest on your head, pick up some Made-in-China sunglass (make sure it is dark tint) so that no one could recongise you and finally go to Ikea to buy a tiki torch and light up the fire and go chase after people that are darker skin than you.....guess what you final destination....woodbridge mental hospital.....hehehe!!! have a great day mate!!!
2006-07-10 11:59:12 · answer #3 · answered by jesus-saved-me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you seriously think your a bad boy? You're such a loser.
p.s. The KKK is for Rednecks who are upset because they have rhythm
2006-07-10 13:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by EL EM AN OH PEE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you dont need to join the KKK! are you a racist pig?
2006-07-10 11:47:39 · answer #5 · answered by Luvbuz01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a trialer, an old mutt hound, and get wife with no teeth (having an alcohol problem helps). TADA!! you're all signed up.
Get a life! if your a racist you don't need a group of other racist to let you know your one.
2006-07-10 12:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go outside, find yourself a tree, hang a strong noose, slip head through noose and jump.
2006-07-10 12:00:55 · answer #7 · answered by midnightdealer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buying a shotgun and put it to your head .
and pull the trigger .
2006-07-10 12:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remove your brain
2006-07-10 11:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by charlie_the_carpenter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First go to a reputable neurologist and have a lobotomy......
2006-07-10 11:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by carpediem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just do a search like:" people without pee pee's" That should do it.
2006-07-10 11:58:44 · answer #11 · answered by Bubsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋