I've decided to have a new and funny joke at the start of every week to brighten up your Monday!
An accountant comes home late one night. His wife demands to know where he has been. He tells her that he has been out getting a tattoo. "Really" she asks, "What did you get?".
He tells her that he got a tattoo of a $100 bill on his d!ck.
Flabbergasted, she asks "Why would a boring accountant want that on his d!ck?
He says that he has three reasons:
"Firstly, I like to watch my money grow"
"Secondly, I like to play with my money"
"And lastly, the next time you want to blow a hundred bucks, you can do it at home!"
2006-07-10 04:30:52 · 19 answers · asked by orion 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
That one is old. Thanks for the two points.
2006-07-10 04:33:12 · answer #1 · answered by Tina B 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha Ha By The Way I Dint Read The Joke
n Yes Thanx For The 2pts.
2006-07-10 11:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by tweetie_pie_ashley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny! Hahahah
lol
2006-07-10 11:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually don't like those times of jokes but that one is just funny.
2006-07-10 11:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by libgurl2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-07-10 11:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by Walt C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, I will tell my accountant wife that one.
2006-07-10 11:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by sarric 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-07-10 11:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is older than you are. It's not that funny any more.
2006-07-10 11:32:50 · answer #8 · answered by T Time 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-10 11:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by cheffunk2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good oldie but a goodie.
2006-07-10 11:32:51 · answer #10 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny.
2006-07-10 11:33:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋