Has anybody here ever actually found a communist under their bed?

Question

If you did, what happened?

Answer 1

Funny question.

The answers show that very few people understand the concept of communism.

I found a commie under my bed, we had lunch, and he was pretty much a normal guy!!! Except he loved the colour red, never understood that.

Answer 2

Well, I have never found one under my bed, but how about in my dining room, in my office, in the swimming pool with me, and the supermarket too. I live In China, I am an America (born in PA) but I now work here in Zhanjiang, China and I have never had a better time in my life. I enjoy the same freedom that you have, driving cars, travel, shopping (no shortages of Colgate, Tide, Kodak and Buicks here). I have often been invited to a Young Communist Party meeting (which was a dinner, and then Karaoke). During the time that I have lived here, I have not even been asked once for my passport or drivers' license. I have been invited by the Deputy Mayor to dinner, and have even gone to a military camp and fired some of the various weapons. The only restriction that has been placed on me was in Tibet...I wasn't allowed to climb higher than 9,000 feet on Mt. Everest (need a special license because of the dangers). If this is the evil communist country you think about....I'll take it any day of the week.

Answer 3

Actually, I hid him there until I could get him a green card and a job. Very charming fellow, not rabid in his belief as are many people on Answers. He says there are very few communists in Russia now and he lauged when I told him there are actually people here who call a person a Communist when they speak of labor unions, a National Health Plan. etc.
Well, I'm going to fix lunch for my Russian friend and then get him started with INS.

Answer 4

Actually, they are out in plain sight.
They return to hide under the bed after the sun goes down,
where they think no one will look.
Ladies, get out the vacuum cleaner and clean under the bed !

Answer 5

Yes. He said that Russia was no where near as good as what his communist leaders promised. So I gave him a cookie and some milk and told him to keep going, he isn't going to find anything better here.

Answer 6

Yes, I did. I asked him how I should approach this problem - of this commie living under my bed. He said that he deserved to live there just as much as I and that I was being materialistic and petty b/c my argument was: I paid for the bed, I pay for the mortgage, I pay for the utilities, so I get to say who lives under my bed.

He totally disagreed and we decided to leave it up to the tribunal. But they were off playing golf and won't be back until September. I have plenty of time to save up my money so I can pay them off and finally have my under-bed storage back!

Answer 7

Yes....n he turns out to be my Vietnamese driver........he doesn't sleep in my bed with me becoz he had a phobia of US bombers since the war ended in 1975........he feels safer under the bed!

..........n scared the hell out of my girlfriend when he popped up once while we were making love........complaining he couldn't sleep!

...............my driver sits with me and my VIP guests each time I entertain in a posh restaurant...... he downs my expensive French wine by the bottle & smokes my Havanas like a chimney...... and he prefers the greenbacks to the Dongs.........

.....if you think I am bluffing......get on a plane to Hanoi.

Answer 8

Oh yeah sure, I have a family of 8 under mine!

Answer 9

Under my bed, no, but there are a few on this website.

Answer 10

Yes! I converted him to Christianity, and ever since, he's become a freedom loving, red bloooded, Neo-Conservative, American Capitalist.