Oh baaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhbyyyyyyy when you taaaaaaaaaalk like thaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttt - ROFL! OK folks, I'm a professional musician with a Master's Degree in the subject. So I finally broke down and listened to that song, and I had to turn it OFF it was so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd. Baaaaaaaaaaahhhh was she raised by goats?
We are laughing at this singing, trust me - all the professionals who are truly educated in music are laughing at that idiotic, bad, bleating goat "vibrato" -
Yeah yeah I know she's laughing all the way to the bank- and quite possibly at YOU guys who actually PAY to hear this banal stuff.
Yeah yeah yeah I know it's all about sex and dancing and that's fine. I love to see a sexy woman shimmy and shake too- but when she opens her mouth and starts bleating, it's as if she started picking her nose or butt.
So sound off, get mad, get even, I don't care. She is AWFUL..
2006-07-10 03:27:52 · 33 answers · asked by Thom Thumb 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Maybe she needs a milking?
2006-07-10 06:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shakira's problem is she's trying to sing in a non native tounge she just learned a few years ago. (she admitted he learned english right before or during the making of her english debut "laundry service") So I find she hits a few of the high notes off key in English.....Try some of the spanish hits that show Shakira actually doesn't haven't that problem in her native spanish (I've heard she does know a few other languages though).
..and for a laugh.. her friends said she sang like a "goat" at the age of 10.
2006-07-10 15:52:21 · answer #2 · answered by gearbox 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bleating goat? Ha! Don't diss the goats! It's more like a dieing cow.. or a sheep with cancer.
2006-07-10 03:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont know aobut you but thats one goat i'd have fun with in bed anytime. You just sound like a hater cause youre too old to enjoy such things. She's got her own sound yes but please the U.S. got Britney Spears before so it can handle Shakira.
2006-07-10 03:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee...I kind of like that song. Then again, I raise pygmy goats so maybe that's why.
Next I'll start buying CD's of people humming...(I have llamas, too).
2006-07-10 06:09:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha - yes she does sound like she is singing into her sinuses. But her "songs" have a great hook. Can't help but shimmy to Hips Don't Lie.
2006-07-10 03:32:22 · answer #6 · answered by jaybird 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes she does sound like a goat. I have been saying that for years!
2006-07-10 03:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by shashasha 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Her voice is hideous, truely hideous !
Im sure that honking sound she makes is painful to dogs hearing !
Dont you think she sings a bit like someone who was deaf from birth ?
2006-07-12 06:32:06 · answer #8 · answered by Monkey boy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im going to say you are absolutley correct, How can she even get a singing contract. I wonder if it is only because she is slim and wants to shake her *** around. I mean its pathetic and hilarious!
2006-07-10 15:00:05 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ pot-black 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
c'maaawwwwnnn...shes not so bad. well it is the most downloaded song on the internet...so as long as a majority of the world enjoy her music, who cares what you say? =P no offence whatsoever
2006-07-10 03:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, she sucks. I turn the radio station when she bleats.
2006-07-10 03:32:10 · answer #11 · answered by Kiki Joy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋