any hints and tips on plundering and sword fighting?? oh and finding sexy women like Miss Knightley to make my first mate....
2006-07-10 02:15:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Aye matey! First you need a fine sword that is comfortable to wield, it should have a hand guard to prevent scurvy varmints from whacking it out of your hand. When fighting, I recommend a good rapid-repeating "X" pattern followed by a rapid thrust delivered as soon as they start to anticipate the next "X" blow.
Next you'll need a vessel and a good hiding place for it. An isolated cove works well, I like to kayak down the creek to the lake I am pirate of and paddle over to my vessel.
Next NEVER steal all of the beer, grog or ale! You must throw some overboard in full view of the pirated. They will be completely distracted, saving the beer. You will make a clean getaway.
As for the lass, you need a good piratin' wench. One who's not squeamish and can wield a sword or a deck-swabber with equal finesse. But be careful that she's not too good at the sword or you may find yourself walking the plank after she plunders your vessel.
2006-07-10 02:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by RainbowSeer 3 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Go for it... I think swords are out, guns are in now-a-days. Youll also need a fast boat.
Well with the chick... I think youll just have to abduct her and brainwash her into being your mate, or just find a volunteer from some dirt poor place that you rob to join up with you
Good Luck, have fun
2006-07-10 02:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by ne0teric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahoy matey!!! heehee. hmm i think firstly u need a ship and cannons. and also a crew consisting of a navigator and cook etc. den u need a treasure map. den check out a brothel for ur lady. abt the sword fighting, dun bother, u haf cannons and guns rmeber? and yes, u need a bloody green parrot. and den ur ready to go. gd luck dude.
2006-07-10 02:21:29 · answer #3 · answered by lulu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen Dodgeball?
You can pretend to be a pirate and hang around a gym just like that guy did.
About the chick, I doubt you'll be able to find one that will suit your lifestyle.
You'll probably die a bachelor.
2006-07-10 02:25:36 · answer #4 · answered by Crystal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing you mean an "acting pirate" since the catagory is celebreties.. Dont' forget the patch, and a hook! Oh and grow a beard... that would help.
2006-07-10 02:20:28 · answer #5 · answered by sheristeele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no hint to provide, but I think that it's a professional field which offers great opportunities, plus it's not crowded yet! Go for it, boy!
2006-07-10 02:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by fabee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most are now in corporate offices. You can still do hostile takeovers, but the pen had supplanted the cutlass.
2006-07-10 02:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I go with you. Be sure to get an eye patch and a parrot.
2006-07-10 02:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOH! A pirate! I wanna be a lady pirate! yippy!
2006-07-10 02:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by daisylane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so freaking sweet, I wished I would of thought of the idea.
2006-07-10 03:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by Guzek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋