ZZ is street-wise. A mere "You naughty boy" I doubt would not cause him to attempt murder , lol. That was a heart stopping thump ! "Your Momma" or "your wife" or "your manhood's in doubt" or words to that effect would probably cause anyone to see RED !? I think that CHEATS should pay (divers) but Zidane and Figo, who fend for themselves, without fear of reprisals are the heroes... WELL DONE FIGO WELL DONE ZIDANE. " -We have all heard the expression "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do !" -- Views ??
2006-07-10 02:12:36 · 9 answers · asked by RED-CHROME 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ Mexican Football (Soccer)
I question your choice of heroes, hehe! Honestly, I see only one that this went down:
Italian guy headers the ball, knocking Zidane down. Zidane gets up.
Italian: "Dude, sorry about that."
Zidane: "Yeah man... whatever..."
Italian: "Btw Zizo, I don't know if I'll be able to say this to you later, so I'm just gonna say it now. I've been sleeping with your wife behind your back for the past 2 years."
Zidane: "WHAT?!"
Italian: "Dude, I'm so sorry, I wanted to tell you, but with the press conferences and the training sessions and all, it's been a busy schedule for both of us!"
Zidane: "I can't believe her... I had a feeling you know..."
Italian puts his arm around Zizo's waist.
Italian: "Man I'm really sorry..."
Zizo: "It's ok man, things have been rough between us for the past few years, we were thinking of getting divorced anyway."
Italian: "And dude, there's another thing, your last son, um... he wasn't really yours... get my drift?"
Zizo: "Oh my god... She lied to me about that too?!"
Italian: "I'm so sorry man, honestly... but I mean your wife's a hottie, I couldn't resist..."
Zizo: "It's not your fault man, she's always been the flirty type. Anyway, I'm ending it between us after the game."
Italian: "umm.. there's something else. Your mom, you know, the woman you always come out on TV and say hello to and say how much you love her, well... Buffon just told me that a long time ago she had an affair with my coach."
Zizo: "No way... now your'e just messing around with me."
Italian: "Honest to god man, it's not a lie."
Zizo: "Damn, so... I'm an Italian?"
Italian: "Yep..."
Zizo: "No wonder I've always had a thing for pasta..."
Italian: "Umm... Zizo?"
Zizo: "Oh God... there's something else?"
Italian: "Yeah well, you see, I was reading an article today, and it said that you're envolved in some corporate scandal, something about selling shares just before the price fell, and following an investigation, the authorities have decided to freeze your bank account and have taken possession of all your assets."
Zizo: "So what?! What's left for me?"
Italian: "Nothing."
Zizo: "Nothing?"
Italian: "Nothing."
Zizo: "Man, this keeps getting worse and worse... Well whatever, even though I'm retiring I'll find a way to clear my name, and I'll get some endorcements, I'll be okay."
Italian: "Yeah... well I might as well tell you this one last thing..."
Zizo: "
Italian: "I'm just playing man, none of that stuffs true."
Zizo: "What?"
Italian: "
Zizo: "DIE ITALIAN FIEND!"
2006-07-10 02:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by abulshabab 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He called him a dirty terrorist among other things. Regardless, the World Cup COMES AROUND ONLY EVERY 4 YEARS!!! No word or words in existence, hurled between MEN, could be so hurtful as to require a headbutt to the chest DURING the game. Kick his *** after if you have to, but stay in the game.
Nevertheless, they are both men, the Cup is in Italy, and everyone should just move on.
Forza Italia!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-11 01:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by 7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Other than the fact that my hubby is a Futbol fanatic and I watch the occassional game with him I know nothing of Futbol. But I seriously believe that all things considered the guy must've done or said a little more than a "your momma".
2006-07-10 10:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by CYNDIITA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zizo is the bigest hero in the world and in football he is even bigger than maradona .I am an iranian girl and never see france but iam sure that zizo is a veryfair player and materatzi is so guilty I thank zizo for his brave done and make materatzi as one of the worst disgusting player in our opinion as himself and I said shame on some rules that make him out without seein the scene by himself and accept second goalin brazil ghana even though it was not a goal so i adore u zizo love u and u are stay in our hearts forever as bigest hero in the world thank u lol.
2006-07-14 09:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the way i saw it, when materrazi first said something to him, zidane didn't react and just looked at the guy. still, materrazi continued muttering, looking innocently at zidane...zidane passed him then he turned around looking deadly and then wham!!! it's probably the last word that did it...go figure.
2006-07-10 09:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by xoxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mother was an amster, and your father smelt of elderberries?
Oops, sorry, that's a French insult *to* the Britons
2006-07-10 09:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by Stephan B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
I learned that in pre-school.
Forza Italia!
2006-07-10 14:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by highroller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was a racist slur, the italian guy should be suspended. Wasn't that FIFA's motto for this world cup?
2006-07-10 23:34:26 · answer #8 · answered by cvpadres 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i totally understand why he did that, though i wish this didn't happen in his last game
2006-07-10 09:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by Deep Thought 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋