2006-07-10 01:43:56 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
That is hilarious!
great to see a sense of humour on this site once in a while!
Will be keeping an eye on your posts to while away the hours laughing!
2006-07-10 01:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by Chris M 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
what is plastic surgery got to do with the start of divorce proceedings
2006-07-10 01:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by boyang 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I think you should first threaten to sue the plastic surgeon, if he didn't follow your instructions properly, and see what he offers to avoid litigation. He may be able to fix your wife so you don't have the trouble of finding a new one. He may also have a couple of spare women who also got rejected by their husbands but whose husbands are even pickier than you, so they may be just the thing for you.
Anyway best of luck and let us know how it goes
2006-07-10 01:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by daniel m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you go to a divorce lawyer.
Is the law different in the States from the UK? I didn't think 12 year olds could marry?
2006-07-10 02:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by fiona s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a sad horrible little man you are. Your wife needs to divorce you for being so shallow.
2006-07-10 02:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by suzanne m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me get this right. You asked your wife to get plastic surgery, now you dont like it and want a divorce.
Aren't you being just a tad harsh? You asked her to get it.
2006-07-13 05:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by megajen2000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a shallow pig. She got plastic surgery for you and you don't like it so you want a divorce? I don't believe you. She's better off without you. ****, tell her how you really feel and I'm sure she'll start them for you - I know I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-10 01:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you'd divorce you're wife cuz you didn't like the way she looked now!??! marriage is about your LOVE, not appearance! how shallow are you?!
you deserve to be alone the rest of your life. im sure you could find a cheap divorce lawyer - just be honest with them so that she gets everything of yours when you tell him its not about your relationship but b/c of her new looks. man, how sad are some of these people!
2006-07-10 01:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, can't believe how many people are taking you seriously on this! You are joking tho aren't you?? Get some plastic surgery yourself and things may improve??! Lol
2006-07-10 02:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you asked her to get it in the first place you are pathetic and if I was your wife I wud make sure I get everything out of you and then find a young fit guy to spend the rest of my life with
2006-07-10 03:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by stephy200125 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋